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A thin line of table salt adorned the floor in front of your bedroom. You stood behind it and stared at the demons outside of your doorway. They were staring at the salt.

Leviathan laughed. It reminded him of a low-level defense from a tower defense game. "Is that supposed to keep us out? lol."

"Yeah. I think it's working," you said.

Satan put a hand on his hip. As far as he could tell, it was plain old table salt. No magical properties whatsoever. "How so?"

"Well, none of you are crossing it. Clearly, it's having some kind of effect."

Mammon balked. "Obviously, it's because we're respectin' your privacy!" He stood closest to the line, wanting to cross it most of all.

"You're respecting my privacy by... standing right outside my door?"

Mammon opened his mouth to counter, only to come up with nothing. He stood there with his fists clenched. The feather on his belt swayed as he tapped a foot impatiently, causing the nearest salt to shift a little.

The noise annoyed Asmodeus. "Mammon, go walk through the salt."

"Why me!?"

"This is ridiculous." Lucifer crossed his arms. "Clean this up. I don't even want to know how this will damage the floors if you leave it."

"It's not even doing anything," Satan pointed out.

"If it's not doing anything, then one of you should cross it," you suggested.

"Why don't you come out to us?" Belphegor proposed. "There's only one of you, seems more fair."

"Yeah!" Asmodeus took a step away from the salt, careful not to get any on his shoes, and raised his hands. "You can run into my arms if you'd like. I'll be sure to catch you."

Their stubbornness astounded you. "Or... You guys can just admit you don't want to cross this salt."

"It's regular salt." Beelzebub knew exactly what the substance was as soon as he laid eyes on it. Plus, the smell was unmistakable. His claim was irrefutable.

"Yes, exactly. Thank you, Beel. I've seen you eat it many times." You had even taken the bag from the shared kitchen.

"Did you try walking over it?" Leviathan asked. "How are we supposed to cross it if you won't?"

"I don't need to. I'm in my room."

"You should come to our room," Belphegor offered. He was getting tired of standing around.

"Come out this instant," Lucifer ordered.

You thought about it for a whopping two seconds. "I think I'm good. I'll be in my room. If any of you need me, feel free to come in."

You retreated back inside with the rest of the half-empty salt bag. The brothers stared at you with a mix of impatience and disbelief until the wall blocked you from view.

teddievision

This is genuinely one of my favorite interactions in the whole series

bbakpaww

From the very first day you entered RAD, Lucifer tells you that when Mammon starts to take a liking to someone, fortune follows them around. You didn’t think much of it back then. Mostly because Mammon clearly hated you at first. He called you stupid, annoying, useless. He refused to say your name and always calling you “human”. You never once thought someone like that could ever like you.

But Lucifer ordered Mammon to stay close to you, and slowly, things changed. He started hanging around without complaining as much even to the point where he helped you with the TSL quiz willingly.

And then strange things began to appear in your room. A shirt that was definitely not yours, a D.D.D. charger you never bought, a small stack of Grimm on your desk and even a deck of cards tucked into a drawer. Sometimes he even let you keep the grimm which shocked you.

As time passed and you grew closer, a random gifts start to appear outside of your door. You thought it was a prank the first time until you opened it. Inside was a real gift. Another time, it was jewelry, and you froze because it looked far too expensive to be random. Sometimes it was just Grimm.

What you didn’t know was that Mammon watched every time. Hiding just out of sight, peeking around corners, heart racing as he waited to see your reaction. He didn’t understand why he cared so much, only that he did. He laughed quietly when you stared at the jewelry in shock. When he won tons of grimm from gambling, his first thought is about what he could bring for you on the way home.

Eventually, you figured it out. And one day, Mammon found a small gift outside his door too. He stared at it for a long time before picking it up with a warm cheeks realizing that his fortune had finally turned on him too.

katsuwifey

like a moth to a flame,,,

jakotsuto

things I adore about Kagome:

her refusal to let anyone police her reactions to things! (“Inuyasha: Don’t cry— K: Oh, should I laugh?” and “Koga, while kidnapping her: Stop screaming! Kagome: I’LL SCREAM IF I WANT TO!” Icon.

Her bravery and boldness— even while kidnapped, “Of course not! You’ve got sacred jewel shards jammed in your legs. You don’t get bragging rights if you’re cheating, you know.”) + “You’ve got a lot of nerve, kidnapping me like that. What do you want? What are you up to?”

Her saying, “Hit the mark!” when she fires an arrow.

Her strong sense of justice and righteousness.

Fights monsters on the regular but has nightmares/dreams about school and upcoming tests

Taught herself not only archery but also how to utilize her spiritual powers when firing her arrows

Talked her way out of the Thunder Brothers’ den with Improv

Pushed Manten off of his own cloud because he was trying to pitch in with Hiten’s fight with Inuyasha/team up on Inuyasha.

Doesn’t give a single fuck about the implications of time travel or bringing items from the present to Feudal Japan, including the bicycle she hauls up the well.

ashstfu

2026

fix ur sleep schedule

read fucked up books

watch fucked up movies

dance in the kitchen

learn one hard truth

drink more water

say no faster

let people misunderstand you

leave earlier when my intuition whispers “girl…”

learn a dead language

learn restraint

learn indulgence

refuse emotional illiteracy

FOLLOW JOY

fix my sleep schedule again, because growth is cyclical and i’m human

softgrlfriend

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

insertchaoticenbyname

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

cipheramnesia

I wish I’d seen this post sooner.

makingspiritualityreal

Minding Your Business is a Sign of Maturity

Ernst Wilhelm pointed out in his research, that Saturn is the easiest planet to mess up in anyone's chart, because it has so many enemies, the most in the entire Zodiac, and so it is easily agitates. Any aspect of the Sun, Moon or Mars will impact Saturn negatively. Compared to the Moon, that has no enemies (although technically suffers with Sun and Saturn), you can see the difference.

As a result, people who have an undisturbed Saturn come in short supply. I am one such person (nothing ultra amazing but a simple well working Saturn with no negative aspects from other planets and delighted by Jupiter) and the contrast has always been very visible to me.

General social tendency towards weak Saturn is one of the reasons why there is so much hate in any public space, online or irl. Because an unhealthy, afflicted Saturn is a hypocrite, that demands space for oneself but demeans everyone else's right for self expression. I like to joke that a healthy Saturn is a socialist (not in the extreme political communist sense), it simply believes in everyone's right to find belonging in their own self expression.

Growing up, I struggled a lot around people who were technically my seniors but didn't behave like healthy authority figures. They criticised everything about me, down to the things I couldn't control, like my height, and made me feel ashamed of myself for my natural urges or self expression. It always puzzled me, because I always accepted people naturally for who they were, and if you don't like someone, you can always walk away after all. As these people fell off from my life, I realised that I was never in the wrong, because even at a young age I had something these people never did - the capacity to mind my own business and let others do the same.

There is undeniable joy in intimacy. But intimacy is only possible, when someone genuinely lets you be yourself, not when you try to put on a costume that doesn't fit you. There is a reason why Venus and Saturn are friends, Astrologically. You need to know how to "live and let live" to let both yourself and others find the right fit instead of criticizing others for their preferences. Only then can you choose what actually works for you.

A well working Saturn has a bird's eye point of view on human matters and understands that no matter who you are, there is a tribe for your vibe. As a result, it doesn't feel the need to criticise people for being who they are but it will also let go of those, who try to make them feel bad for their identity. This world is a big place, and you have no obligation to sit around those, who make you feel like there is something wrong with your basic needs and expression. I remember the shame I felt for the fact that I enjoy exploring different cuisines when I go on vacation (sounds ridiculous to even write it) because my family was sending me downright anorexic subliminals. Meanwhile, there is an entire culture on YouTube of people who make their living food blogging and it turns them into successful entrepreneurs.

Note, that being critical towards neutral things and harming someone's self worth is not the same as pointing out objectively harmful things in other people's behavior. If you care about someone and you see them washing their life down the drain with bad choices, it may still be their business, but there is no harm in at least trying to inform them that they're sinking themselves, even if you ultimately have to walk away and let them do it. It is not the same as having a problem with someone because of their harmless, individual preferences.

thisiswhereikeepdcthings

This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

lesser-flamingo

me the first time i saw this: oh sure that's fun ig

me seeing it again now: fuuuuuuuuck yes the axolotl is back

sandersstudies

My students literally request this song regularly.

undertheinfluencex1

i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

incorrectbatfam

[January 1st]

Dick: New year, new me!

[January 2nd]

Dick: I'm back on my bullshit.

kosmogrl

no love is ever wasted

bodhrancomedy

I think there should be more chill giant spiders in fantasy. They don’t even need to be able to talk or anything, but they should come and untangle our protagonists from their webs because they have very strict rules about what they eat and why and when and sentient creatures are not on there and the babies should be cute and spiders think humans are cute and help them out like if we find a hedgehog in a beer can or something.