Im A Walking Contradiction

Vegas -♌️- Fire Type Trainer - INTP Aycz

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[frittteclerk]

#i love this game i play it every time#ok ok#discord inducement#thats causing discord and strife in a group#ok cool#and#owl physiology#what the fuck??#im a fucking owl#im an owl who will make u hate ur friends#what the HELL is this (via oscarjulietsierra)

[keotheraptor]

Hydro-Telekinesis and Fire Generation

[dootles]

I got explosive identification and “Hekatonkheire Psysiology” where I can make multiple body parts. I could be an electric jelly fish

[untitled54239]

Interstaller travel and Organic Beam Emisson

[cinexo]

seven years with exo ♥

[sefuns]

“Thanks my bros and EXO L” - Yixing (180407) #7YearsWithEXO #7ogetherWithEXO 👑🎉

[kyungso]

then and now; happy anniversary, kings! #7YearsWithEXO

[minhohchoi]

900408 - ∞ | happy birthday to our jonghyun ♡

The most beautiful thing in the world is right now. This moment. You. Don’t you ever forget that - kim jonghyun

[d3monicas]

gashina is for the earth signs 🌸💐🌹💘

heroine is for the fire signs 💥🔥💄📣

siren is for the water signs 🌊💧💔🧜‍♀️

noir is for the air signs 💫🎭🎈🤳

[badgirloftheday]

Sophina DeJesus ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hits the Quan, Dab and Whip in Likely Greatest Floor Routine of All Time

Sophina is a Temecula, California native and she scored a 9.925 out of 10.000.

[welcometonegrotown]

[hummingbirdbandit]

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

[chirrutbaze]

what really happened

[leah-the-fbi-agent]

yeah i’m part of the FBI

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

I: Introverts

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow

[cahootings]

[slowheart]

god it’s still aries season? still? this can’t be healthy for me physically

[x-exo]

                                                Happy Birthday EXO!

Thank you for the music, all your love, the tears, the laughs, the people we’ve met, the ones we’ve lost, the emotions, the times we’ve picked each other up, the times we wanted to give up, the words of encouragement, the nights spent awake… Thank you for being there. Thank you for being EXO.

We are one! EXO 사랑하자 !

#6yearswithexo

[luckyones]

happy sixth anniversary exo! hope you have many more amazing years filled with love, laughter, health and success 🏹🌻💝 (insp.)

[chanshine]

6 years ago today, the most iconic group of it’s generation debuted. 9 men full of talent, charisma and love for what they are doing. They inspired hundreds of idols to do as great as them and millions of fans who love them unconditionally and will continue to do so for many, many more years to come. Happy Anniversary EXO! #6YearsWithEXO

[ohsehuns]

#6yearswithEXO 🎊✨🎉

[tipannies]

6 years with EXO changing the kpop industry and making history 👑  Thank you for bringing so much joy to our lives for the past 6 years and to many more happy moments to come! WE ARE ONE! 엑소 사랑하자! ♥