if anyone is sir, i am sir

claire // 30s // vibing

[frittteclerk]

ive said this before but i HATE this thing where people screenshot posts like "reblogs were off but i wanted this :)" fuck off ??? why do you think reblogs are off??? are you stupid

[tomb-mold]

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

[rinwesu]

🌅🪩

[hearts-only-key]

get fucked in the wound wednesday

[beingharsh]

[probuccalfat]

i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life

[probuccalfat]

they tried to kill me for this post

[musdswo]

this is about how it's sort of implied that they wash clothes entirely by hand on the houses (using constructs) which means camilla saw a washing machine for the first time ever on new rho

[valtsv]

i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

[dad-dumpster]

spent 600 minutes on harrys bulge

[northirish]

Ranking all my tumblr mutuals from most to least likely to put me in a nefarious contraption

[swagvo1d]

[only-alter-idem]

oh gideon nav is the lesbian of ALL TIME. she’ll explain how hot every woman she meets is and how their eyes seem to pin her down and how a blush runs up to her cheeks whenever they look at her and she can’t say no to them

and then at the end of the paragraph she’ll be like “oh and some sort of man was also present. he was a little bitch.”

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[aeskoro]

madonna and child

[fa3ryb0t]

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

[fframbuaz-deactivated20250820]

[chemicalico]

me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing