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This is mostly reblogs of fun, sexual, anime, kpop, anything in between~ Have fun

[jamiemoairty]

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

How do u get Tumblr to stop showing u ads for that game where poorly animated heterosexuals make bad life decisions?

[damagedpetal]

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

[hi]

well that was a good snack

time for 7 more

[lifeonmyknees-deactivated201212]

[bowloforanges-deactivated202604]

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[thedailyshow]

Television Pastor Mark Burns opened for Donald J. Trump at an event in North Carolina and had a few things to say about Jewish democratic candidate Bernie Sanders.

[theinturnetexplorer]

The Beast!

[vaporwavevocap]

I’d like this vehicle.

[this-is-tall-privilege]

This would be one hell of a joyride…

[thirteenfunbreaker]

A five inch thick windshield?

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

“You ever wanted to just… Drive through a wall?”

“N… No Mr. President.”

“… But we could…”

[thedaydreamdweller]

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands…

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[sluttydrunk]

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

[theparanoidandroid]

Support your local gay beekeeper

[sexyyuglyy]

[emojinalart]

[ghostpain-deactivated20161208]

[randomizeyourmind-blog]

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

[kokilax]

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[turningtricksbdwozhere-deactiva]

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

[yfghkjilotu-deactivated20160606]

This is perfect

[shadowstep-of-bast]

BLESS THIS PERSON

[allthingshyper]

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

[nosuchthingasfiction-blog]

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

[sassy-gay-justice]

That bold bit~

[embarassed]

reblogging for the rape culture comment omFG AMEN TO YOU 

[imsoshive]

I don’t get it when ppl post shit on twitter, screenshot the tweets, then post the pics on here.

You could just say all that in a text post.

[fonzworthcutlass]

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]