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★ Alex ★ Illustrator. Cosplayer. Video game enthusiast.

[pkpaulshow]

Teamwork

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[superfart6969]

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

[disneyjuniorofficial]

sorry, i missed *aims again*

[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

[polyglotten]

[furrypost-generator]

in all RPG games, the final boss is either your dad, God, or some sort of furry Abomination that everyone draws explicit fan art of

[foxpost-generator]

in Greek Mythology™ they are all the same person

[nerdgasrnz]

With disdainful vendetta in my voice: Zeus…

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[arirna]

[turbovirginbonerlord]

OP forgot the best part

[mother-teresa-with-a-dick-deact]

did he try to stab her?

[daisenseiben]

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

[trilllizard666]

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

[amalgamasreal]

He see’s her as his direct boss, but the group’s head is the Women’s Association Chairwoman:

[tired-coconut]

Someone please link me the full manga or something

This is Good Shit™

[cyberdramon]

Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband:

https://mangadex.org/chapter/114999/1

[tomaturtles]

I can’t believe i’m getting called out by a bot

[tomaturtles]

Update: i’m calling the police

[aberrant-spectre]

Deadpool *in the final Pam voice*:

HELLO METAL HUSBANDS

[ape-of-naples]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

[loreofcardigan]

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

[robotgutsu-deactivated20210629]

Stream sketches. I love this darned game so much. 

[arsuf]

“Negotiator on site. Repeat, negotiator on site.” 

[comradeclodius]

Character development is Aragorn finally washing his hair at the end of Return of the King

[maglor-still-lives]

Although! He did wash it in Rivendell, in the first movie.

[maglor-still-lives]

…although I doubt he wanted to…

Elrond: “Come over here, Estel. I have something to show you”

Aragorn: *walks over*

Elrond: *grabs Aragorn by the neck and shoves him face first into a bird bath*

[thepivotsxxd]

Visit Original Link

[aperturemurder-deactivated20141]

I wasn’t ready for that.

[demilypyro]

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

[demilypyro]

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

[peelingmandarins]

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….