[plastidecor]

Kitty masterpost

[plastidecor]

PIE AND HER BABIES!

[little-goblin-girl]

[aggressionbread]

If we were married I’d pack your lunch with one of these bad boys every day

[catchymemes]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

why can’t it be friday yet 😞

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

TOMORROW IS CHICAGO QUIZNOS COYOTE FRIDAY ‼️‼️

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

IT’S CHICAGO QUIZNOS COYOTE FRIDAY

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[ir0n-angel]

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

give the sailor moon dub a chance

[sailormoonsub]

“I am tuXEdo MASk!!!”

“hhhhhhhhhhhh”

*guitar riff*

“you are…..?”

*gasp*

“heistuxedomaskidon’tbelieveit”

[dawnbutterfly]

There’s a very specific emotion the tone of that last line conveys, and I can’t place what it is, but I feel it in my bones.

[darthsuki]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The balls on this guy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyway we need more of these people

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

[cerothenull]

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

[oriax]

[kelssiel]

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

[tchaikovskaya]

russian bitches invented “a hoe never gets cold fuck a hypothermia” energy

[tchaikovskaya]

5 inch heels in the snow !!!! are your ankles gonna snap if you step on a patch of ice? DA! is it worth the risk for Fashion? DA!

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

[nyctosaurid]

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

[ampervadasz]

Loooooooong

[daco-broman]

arrested for longitudinal crimes

[ayellowbirds]

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

[youngsamberg]

moira rose laughing without moving her face should’ve earned catherine o’hara an emmy two years ago

[shookie-cookie]

I’ll never stop being obsessed with this moment

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[paulthebukkit]

Breath of the Wild: You can not even interact with the dog.

Super Mario Odyssey: You can not pet the dog.

LUIGI’S MANSION 3: You can pet the ghost dog and Luigi says ‘PUPPY!’

the best brother keeps on winning

[teathattast]

a true visionary

[vol14-remade-deactivated2021051]

college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[walftabburs]

The dentist appointment I was waiting for got canceled because they’re backed up, and they rescheduled it for a much better time/day AND they’re waving my co-pay for the inconvenience. Thanks Roger!

[griesly]

Roger has never disappointed me