*bites you* uwu

Adrian | they/he | 31

[vampirecatboy]

new pinned post because i feel like it

i'm Adrian, and yes, i did in fact name myself after my oc. writing about him is weird but i'm not changing my or his name lol

if you found me through one of my fics, hi! i mostly reblog stuff but i like to talk about my ocs and what i'm writing too

i'm aspec and probably arospec too, but i like to engage with sex and romance through fiction a lot, i'm horny in theory but not in practice

disclaimers: if you have a problem with proshippers DO NOT FOLLOW ME, i am firmly in the ship and let ship camp, someone depicting a crime in fiction does not mean they commit or approve of that crime in real life

i am an adult, and while i don't really hornypost in the traditional sense, i talk about the fics i write, which are, by and large, smut, so minors, do with that what you will

i keep anon on for shy people. if you're rude your message will get deleted

ao3 | kofi | art blog

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[soundclown]

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[fleursmal]

from The Erotics of Trent Reznor by Jude Doyle

[ballroomnotoriety]

[ID: “It’s not that teen girls would love Nine Inch Nails songs with different lyrics. It’s that teen girls loved Nine Inch Nails songs with those lyrics — all that jocky, cocky, screaming rage, all that raw male power that was supposed to scare or exclude us, was relatable. Teenage girls get rage; they get self-hatred. Teenage girls know what it’s like to want to cuss and scream and fuck and thrash around incoherently because you don’t have the agency to do any of those things. Don’t open your eyes, take it from me, I have found you can find happiness in slavery: What is that but the feminine condition, sung REALLY REALLY LOUD?

Teenage girls understood Trent Reznor. They wanted to be Trent Reznor. Teenage girls also wanted to fuck Trent Reznor, not just because he was fuckable — he was; to this day, looking at a photograph of Trent Reznor in the early ’90s feels like looking into the sun — but because it was the quickest shortcut to becoming him.”]

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Nissan Harlecube, 2009. A special edition of the third edition Cube

[fantastic-car-mods-daily]

FUCK. YES. this is what im fucking TALKING about

[viralfrog]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[cloysterbell]

“This is a big ass speech. This is a big ass stop the show, this is the moral framework of the entire five years you’ve seen. Nate Ford justifies 77 episodes of Leverage in this speech, cause you know what? It is the last goddamn episode, you’re gonna know why we made the show. We didn’t make the show cause we thought it was clever or cute or fun. I always say this, no show succeeds unless somebody loves it and you know what, everybody loves this show and to me, what Nate’s saying here is important enough to say out loud. No one should be allowed to cheat and get away with it.” - John Rogers, The Long Goodbye Job DVD Commentary

[toyota-supra]

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere

[aokozaki]

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[helpeverythingiscats]

@girlballs

[girlballs]

what a beautiful guplet...

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[krackedmeggs]

(2025) ✨ the holy trinity of leverage ✨

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons