Ayumi Winehouse

The official tumblr of your favourite time-displaced multi-national robobabe, Ayumi Winehouse. We spell favourite with a u because we're better than you.

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reblog in 45 seconds to have a slutty little night

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CALL U SEXY  

VS  

Yes, that is definitely Rick Yune of The Fast & The Furious fame on that motorcycle.

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IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW  

VS  

The first time I heard this Chicago song was as interpolated into the chorus of this song. Not a fan of the original. Saturday In The Park is a bop, though.

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LOVE YOU LIKE MAD  

VS  

VS were basically an urban pop S Club 7 managed by Simon out of Blue. They were the best thing that ever happened to music. They didn’t survive promo of their debut album, naturally. I have this single on 12″ promo vinyl. That’s devotion.

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MAKE IT HOT  

VS  

It’s so cool that Marvin out of VS and Rochelle out of S Club Juniors would later marry as Marvin out of JLS and Rochelle out of The Saturdays.

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WISHING ON A STAR  

X Factor Finalists 2011 ft. JLS & One Direction  

Apparently Zayn and Perrie met on the set of this video, so if you’re wondering quite where everything went to shit, you’ve found it. Also why was Sophie Habibis a thing?

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JUST KICKIN’ IT  

Xscape  

Why would you let anyone call you Meatball?

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DON’T GO  

Yazoo  

Not an official music video, but officially a bop and a half.

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BREATHE  

Years & Years  

Originally performed by the legendary Blu Cantrell.

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REAL  

Years & Years  

I discovered this band because Benjamin Whishaw is cute.

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INSTANT REPLAY  

Yell!  

1 Blonde 1 Brunette male pop duos with exclamation points in their name are kind of a thing for me. See also: Wham!, SMASH!!.

R.I.P. Dan Hartman, always.

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SUGARCUBE  

Yo La Tengo  

The sweetest love song I’ve ever heard. Also Bob Odenkirk and David Cross make everything exponentially better.

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FIND A NEW WAY  

Young Love  

I saw him (them?) open for Lady Sovereign in Portland ahead of the album release. It wasn’t great. Terry Richardson is garbage. This is the only video I ever bought on iTunes. I love CK1 commercials.

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LAISSE TOMBER LES FILLES  

Mareva Galanter  

This title roughly translates to “Leave Britney alone!!!!!!”

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I GOT SOUL  

Young Soul Rebels  

Late-00′s UK Urban supergroup taking the greatest line Brandon Flowers ever wrote and turning it into something completely different for the children.

Young Soul Rebels is also the title of a 1991 British youth culture film that features a rare-in-film interracial gay romance. Sophie Okonedo is in it. I’ve never watched the whole thing.

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TURN ME ON (TURN ME OUT)  

2 Shoes  

This is a cover of Trixie Mattel’s favourite song ever. The “they sing like that vs. they look like that” dichotomy the pair exhibit is a rather common tv talent show trope. They were one of four acts eliminated the first week on series 8 of the X-Factor.

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LOLLIPOP  

BIGBANG & 2NE1  

This is the first Kpop video I ever watched. It was a good place to start.