Ayumu

Cats and BoTW

[rap-on-my-grave]

I pretty much summed up how I feel about most people that I meet.

I don’t like them enough to date but I would eat sushi off their naked body.

[rap-on-my-grave]

Nature documentary: It’s impossible not to be impressed by the sheer grandeur, splendour and power of the natural world

Me: Fuck the world I going to eat five cans of spaghettio’s

[rap-on-my-grave]

I fucking love when I overhear my dad when he says weird shit

“Come get your gas you fuckin’ bitch”-Dad

[rap-on-my-grave]

Mom: Stop looking around like that you make feel like there is an assasinator behind us

Me:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!??

Mom: Well whAT’S THE WORD FOR SOMEONE WHO ASSASSINS PEOPLE!?

Me: AN AsSasSIN

[markv5]

Perhaps the most pleasant surface to touch

Пожалуй, самая приятная поверхность для прикосновений

[morethanwords229]

looking at this makes me feel calmer

[world-of-cats]

[rap-on-my-grave]

French Fry™

[ayumucat-blog]

hmm

[i-am-a-fish]

anyone notice how everything started going bad after icarly was cancelled

[incorrect-smtown-quotes]

kidnapper on the phone: we have your son.

Amber: i don’t have a son??

kidnapper: then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts off his peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Amber: oh my god, you have ten

[avvocarlo]

[joey-wheeler-official]

improvised weaponry

[defunct-blog]

they beat jesus with that

[proto-homo]

Vegan BDSM equipment

[huntrad]

This post killed me 3 times

[puyopuyo]

[pukicho]

Soon

[hooraycuteanimals]

http://www.cutestpaw.com/

[blazepress]

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[wedarkside21]

L

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[northeastartist]

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

[thunderstorm-skald]

@wolfspark225 @plancklengthman

[deatofabachelor]

[offbattery]

its canon