Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Stranger Things
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@thunderstorm-skald
Blocked unless you have age in bio, rage in bio, fancy electronic gauge in bio, mage in bio, stage in bio, link to your favorite webpage in bio, ancient and mysterious sage in bio, powerful tiger in a cage in bio, increase to my wage in bio, bacteriophage in bio, yeah you better assuage in bio, engage in bio, go on an absolute rampage in bio.
oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now
I love imagining that every eridian welcome committee comic takes place in the same universe and that grace just never said anything about it.
He doesn’t call them out on it cause that might mean that they will actually research phrases more and second guess themselves a lot. And that would mean the cards would stop. Which would be a shame.
But like this he gets a fun little puzzle every week or so where he tries to guess what the committee is trying to say this time. He can rate the cards on funniness and clarity!
I’d like to think that he explains what a lot of them sound like towards the end of his life after having received thousands of cards filled with innuendos and catcalling. The committee doesn’t emotionally recover for the rest of their lives.
I am the only grad student in a class of undergraduates, a contemporary art class.
I made reference to an artwork - “oh, it’s like that piece thats three feet of air above a pedastal that contains a curse or a blessing from a witch.”
I sure baffled a bunch of students, right then.
Tom Friedman, “Untitled (A Curse),” 1992
They are required to pack it for shipping with room for the curse.
queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:
the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.
animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on
rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this
uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.
actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.
kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him
statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next
beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.
miss piggy hanging out with drag queens
related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it
pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."
janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"
rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"
actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"
Swedish Chef neopronouns: bork/bork/bork
Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote
I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.
And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.
a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga
absolutely delighted by this photo of terry pratchett
"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."
#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer
Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.
"Those tentacles will take a lot of licking to keep clean, but it's nothing I haven't dealt with before. Hold still, kitten."
Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees
Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.
I love Lorda Rings. I love all my favorite characters like Angron and Ganondorf and Legos and Barometer and Gumroad and Frito and Samsworth are Mariah Carey and Peepums
Made this in 10 minutes but you see the vision, statement
Post coma shenanigans
Every day this guy looks in the mirror and psyches himself up to eat shit in the hopes that our big beautiful president succumbs to his one thousand diseases but I don't think it's in the cards
