Naamloos

[ayyeemikey-blog]

TEXT ✉ M. Clifford

Cai: there's word on the street that LA will be welcoming you Aussies again on New Years Eve. I'm growing tired of you four, you know.

Mikey: The texts to Luke would suggest otherwise. xoxo

[dally]

[beallamy]

‘Cause I’ve got a

                                                               jet black heart.

[ayyeemikey-blog]

Text ✉ Koala

Ashley: What's black and white and red all over?

Mikey: It sounds like something punk

[emerywyd]

After spending plenty of time under the Chewbacca suit last night, it had me thinking about facial hair. I honestly don’t know how other men do it. I was sweating pellets under it just after five minutes. Anyone with long hair or facial hair, power to you. I don’t think I’d ever be able to do it. 

[ayyeemikey-blog]

You can’t even grow facial hair, dude. You can hardly say you’re glad you can’t grow it, if it’s nearly impossible for you. 

[ayyeemikey-blog]

@halsey: @ #TheMadness tour: if you heard screams emitting from backstage last night it was me accidentally dying my hair silver. Yay.

@Michael5SOS: @halsey I feel you on that Hals

[halseywtvr-blog]

@iamhalsey: Happy, happy, happy birthday to this loser. You’re kind of cool, I guess. Thanks for being there for me when I needed someone to lean on. @ayyeemikey

PS. Thanks for coming out to see me the other day :)

[ayyeemikey-blog]

Text ✉ Koala

Ashley: I've got a riddle for you.

Ashley: Are you up for the challenge?

Mike: Hit me up!

[ayyeemikey-blog]

TEXT ✉ Buttface

Luke: yo yo yo

Mikey: Where are you?

[ayyeemikey-blog]

Text ✉ H

Haz: If she doesn't want to be friends with you after that, then you have to ask yourself if it's really someone you /want/ to have in your life. You can't control what you feel, you know that.

Mikey: Bleh

Mikey: It'd be easier if I could

[zaynffs-blog]

That definitely sounds like the better plan, or I’m sure you’ll have little to none hair by the time you’re twenty-five. Safety is definitely pretty important, and being accident-prone is hardly a conscious decision. Maybe it’s for the best. We don’t want to lose you to the raging fans you lads have. 

[ayyeemikey-blog]

Everyone already assumes that anyway, and not because of fire on stage. Oh, I know, it’s just a part of me, nothing wrong with that. They can’t change me! I’m invincible. I’ve got nine lives like a cat.

[thecrusso]

Is the movie just about you, though? I’m sure you’ve got nothing to worry about, but you can never be too careful. Oh come on, if anyone shouldn’t be talking about unnecessary luggage items, it should be you. I kind of need some clothes or I’d be walking around naked and we both know that’s never going to happen. Plus, when you bring clothes, you need shoes. It’s common sense. I’m sorry that your wardrobe mainly consists of jeans and tees.  

[ayyeemikey-blog]

For 1/4th of it, it is yes! What’s that supposed to mean? I hardly bring luggage with me that I don’t need. Everything that goes into my suitcase is what I need on the road. You know, since we’re going for like five months. Let’s not do that, no. Excuse me, was that a dig at my wardrobe? There’s more in there than just tees, I’ll have you know. Don’t mistake me for Lucas.

[xperbearx-deactivated20181118]

Crutches sounds a little bad. We’re gonna have to start putting cushioning everywhere you perform for now on, huh? 

[ayyeemikey-blog]

Oh don’t you start with that now. I’ve got enough people on my case with that.

[xirishniallerx]

Nah, I haven’t gone all serious, mate. Fallin’ offstage sucks, especially when it was aired live. But, the main thing is that ya are okay and not seriously hurt!

[ayyeemikey-blog]

I suppose the view was funny, but the pain was less so. Well, I haven’t broken my leg no, so there’s that. 

[gtgluke]

Right back at you, Gordon. 

[ayyeemikey-blog]

You’re going to be bald after tonight, don’t tempt me.

[harryisnothipster]

While that’s not true, it wouldn’t matter if it was because I still haven’t set fire to myself nor ever fallen of a stage so you’re the loser in this scenario. No, not bubble wrap. You know those big plastic bubbles you like, actually live in? We had them in the LWWY video, to run on water. One of those.

[ayyeemikey-blog]

You’ve managed to break your foot on stage, mate. You’re in the same category as I am. Oh but that would actually be fucking epic! Can you imagine just rolling around the streets in a big bubble like that? It would be sick!

[halseywtvr-blog]

You don’t have to fall off a stage, burn yourself, or do anything drastic to get my attention, bub. I think a text would be just fine. Well, I do hope you have a fast recovery. Being in crutches on your birthday would be kind of lame. But in the meantime, you could use them as something to hit people with.

[ayyeemikey-blog]

I had to see if you cared! I’m honestly not even going to use the crutches then, the doctor can fuck off. I need to be able to move around. I’m likely gonna hit Ashton soon, just for the hell of it. See, if they can do some damage.