Yes, this was a cat trap, now that I got your attention, let me tell you more about what I am offering for this year's @fandomtrumpshate !
I am offering to write a fanfiction of at least 5k words. I am not known for my concision and I have a tendency of letting stories escape me. Oops, sue me, I guess.
Mainly Humans AUs, but I will write AUs of any kind. I really like the liberty they give me compared to canon, so I prefer to stick with that.
Romance! I write love stories and happy ending. I like depth, so I will write backstories, and angst probably, but everything will be resolved in love and happiness!
Smut! I write smut, and expect it to come with feelings! I love writing queer characters to fuck with genders, so please don't hesitate to ask me!
Here's some of my most recent and favourite works:
Snowflakes and Sparkles (rated E)
My pride flag has your name written on it (rated E)
The perfect genius of our hearts (rated E)
The Angel I knew (rated M)
Wildflowers and Wine (rated T)
A place where nobody knows my name (wip, rated E)
Richfront Valley (rated E)
A number of kinks, I fear. Mostly because I'm not familiar with them and therefore am not the best writer to do it. Don't hesitate to ask me though (see exceptions bellow)
Omegaverse: never read one, don't know how to write one, sorry.
No-gos, don't bother asking: age play, non con, pedophilia, necrophilia, kinks with any kind of body fluid, cruelty of any sort
Here we go, all I have left to do now is share my FTH auction page with you and hope you will bid. If you do I will do my very best to gift you something you will cherish in return.
See CaptainBlou's works <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/CaptainBlou/works" target="_blank">here</a>!<br /><br />Questions for the