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Any recommendations for beginners? I recently binged seasons 1 and 2 and I'm looking for fic recs. I typically use ao3 but other sites are fine. I looking for something to ease myself into this fandom, so possibly canon compliant and fluffy.
Yes @prettypunkgeek , we have some suggestions for you. We got the most famous ones (however some of the most famous are Human AU, which we avoided. But if you want to know some of them, just ask us). Another thing that was avoided were 18+ fics, the ones in the list were mostly Teen and General Audiences.
Fics for Beginners
Madman and a Fool
By loserchildhotpants
15k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 5/5
Warnings: None
It’s not exactly Crowley’s fault, if he can get away with being a shitty demon because everyone around him just assumes the worst about him. He just never corrects them.
Pretend For Me
By LollipopCop
52k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 10/10
Warnings: None
Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
~
In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.
Slow
By write_away
9k, Teen and Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
It started like this: A boy with the ability to warp reality met an angel and a demon and he made assumptions.
You might say it started like this: An angel and a demon found a marriage contract hung on the wall of the angel's bookshop. They didn't question it.
It also could have started like this: Once upon a time, the angel told the demon he went too fast. The demon took it to heart.
Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves somehow married. Crowley fears going too fast. Aziraphale forges ahead. Neither know how to ask questions of each other.
Something to do with these sacred words
By Solshine
11k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.
Put Out The Fire
By Aleakim
133k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 36/36
Warnings: None
-
Aziraphale finds himself in a very awkward position as some sort of spell makes everyone merely glancing in his direction instantly fall deeply and desperately in love with him.
Absolutely everyone.
Well, apart from Crowley, that is.
And while both angel and demon search for a solution to this fairly unique problem, Crowley can’t help wondering whether Aziraphale might finally figure out some things he kept hidden for so very long.
-
all i need, darling, is a life in your shape
By deadgreeks
14k, General Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
---
Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?
But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.
However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.
The Lightness of You
By Rend_Herring
13k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach
By Nnm
99k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 16/16
Warnings: None
As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.
What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
Pray For Us, Icarus
By Atalan
65k, Teen and Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? Yes
Works: 7
Warnings: None
For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
On The Matter Of Touch
By Somedrunkpirate
9k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
“On the matter of touch,” Crowley begins, waving his teaspoon in what he hopes passes for idle curiosity. “Thoughts?”
---
For two ineffable husbands, they don't really touch each other much. Here is a story on why that might be.
Any recommendations for beginners? I recently binged seasons 1 and 2 and I'm looking for fic recs. I typically use ao3 but other sites are fine. I looking for something to ease myself into this fandom, so possibly canon compliant and fluffy.
Yes @prettypunkgeek , we have some suggestions for you. We got the most famous ones (however some of the most famous are Human AU, which we avoided. But if you want to know some of them, just ask us). Another thing that was avoided were 18+ fics, the ones in the list were mostly Teen and General Audiences.
Fics for Beginners
Madman and a Fool
By loserchildhotpants
15k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 5/5
Warnings: None
It’s not exactly Crowley’s fault, if he can get away with being a shitty demon because everyone around him just assumes the worst about him. He just never corrects them.
Pretend For Me
By LollipopCop
52k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 10/10
Warnings: None
Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
~
In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.
Slow
By write_away
9k, Teen and Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
It started like this: A boy with the ability to warp reality met an angel and a demon and he made assumptions.
You might say it started like this: An angel and a demon found a marriage contract hung on the wall of the angel's bookshop. They didn't question it.
It also could have started like this: Once upon a time, the angel told the demon he went too fast. The demon took it to heart.
Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves somehow married. Crowley fears going too fast. Aziraphale forges ahead. Neither know how to ask questions of each other.
Something to do with these sacred words
By Solshine
11k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.
Put Out The Fire
By Aleakim
133k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 36/36
Warnings: None
-
Aziraphale finds himself in a very awkward position as some sort of spell makes everyone merely glancing in his direction instantly fall deeply and desperately in love with him.
Absolutely everyone.
Well, apart from Crowley, that is.
And while both angel and demon search for a solution to this fairly unique problem, Crowley can’t help wondering whether Aziraphale might finally figure out some things he kept hidden for so very long.
-
all i need, darling, is a life in your shape
By deadgreeks
14k, General Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
---
Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?
But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.
However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.
The Lightness of You
By Rend_Herring
13k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach
By Nnm
99k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 16/16
Warnings: None
As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.
What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
Pray For Us, Icarus
By Atalan
65k, Teen and Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? Yes
Works: 7
Warnings: None
For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
On The Matter Of Touch
By Somedrunkpirate
9k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
“On the matter of touch,” Crowley begins, waving his teaspoon in what he hopes passes for idle curiosity. “Thoughts?”
---
For two ineffable husbands, they don't really touch each other much. Here is a story on why that might be.
Gilded Cage
By LadyMango
33.9k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 7/7
Warnings: None
Small like birds, angels and demons are kept in cages by humans and treated as pets.
Everyone knows that angels and demons don’t get along, but when two humans decide to move in together one already has a pet angel and the other a demon. No problem, they’ll just keep them in separate rooms, they’ll never meet. Except, little do they know, the demon is highly skilled at escaping his cage…
Aka. What if Crowley and Aziraphale were basically glorified budgies?
Gilded Cage
By LadyMango
33.9k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 7/7
Warnings: None
Small like birds, angels and demons are kept in cages by humans and treated as pets.
Everyone knows that angels and demons don’t get along, but when two humans decide to move in together one already has a pet angel and the other a demon. No problem, they’ll just keep them in separate rooms, they’ll never meet. Except, little do they know, the demon is highly skilled at escaping his cage…
Aka. What if Crowley and Aziraphale were basically glorified budgies?
Gilded Cage
By LadyMango
33.9k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 7/7
Warnings: None
Small like birds, angels and demons are kept in cages by humans and treated as pets.
Everyone knows that angels and demons don’t get along, but when two humans decide to move in together one already has a pet angel and the other a demon. No problem, they’ll just keep them in separate rooms, they’ll never meet. Except, little do they know, the demon is highly skilled at escaping his cage…
Aka. What if Crowley and Aziraphale were basically glorified budgies?
The Kind of Blasphemy That Makes a Congregation Cry
By definitelynotafan (@definitely-not-a-fan)
4k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
It’s not exactly Crowley’s fault, if he can get away with being a shitty demon because everyone around him just assumes the worst about him. He just never corrects them.
But just because Crowley doesn’t have the practical experience in certain things, he likes to think he has a pretty good understanding of them in theory, at least. So when Aziraphale asks him about what he can do for him to make up for saving his precious books in 1941, Crowley can hear the undertone. He just convinces himself that it was a mistake, that it was all in his head. And moreover, he doesn’t care either way. Not at all.
Crowley is good at lying.
The Kind of Blasphemy That Makes a Congregation Cry
By definitelynotafan (@definitely-not-a-fan)
4k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
It’s not exactly Crowley’s fault, if he can get away with being a shitty demon because everyone around him just assumes the worst about him. He just never corrects them.
But just because Crowley doesn’t have the practical experience in certain things, he likes to think he has a pretty good understanding of them in theory, at least. So when Aziraphale asks him about what he can do for him to make up for saving his precious books in 1941, Crowley can hear the undertone. He just convinces himself that it was a mistake, that it was all in his head. And moreover, he doesn’t care either way. Not at all.
Crowley is good at lying.
Hereditary Enemies
By Beckers522 (@braver-stronger-smarter)
153k, Teen and Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 34/34
Warnings: None
A Superhero's work is not for the faint of heart. Although he does not enjoy the bells and whistles that go along with it, Aziraphale knows it is his duty to protect the people of his city. He was given a unique gift, and to ignore that gift would be selfish, no matter how tempting his simple dream of owning a bookshop might seem some days.
It isn't all bad. He has respect. Adoration from thousands of grateful citizens. A steady job with enough money to last him a lifetime. If only he could manage to keep his villain in check. The Serpent is a crafty one - clever and mysterious and somehow manages to wriggle his way out of every bit of trouble he finds himself in. If Aziraphale could find a way to stop him for good, maybe his boss would finally let him retire. If he could stop The Serpent, they wouldn't need him in The Host anymore and Aziraphale could spend his days with his tea and his books and maybe, if he were brave enough, that attractive red-haired man that owns the flower shop just down the road.
All he has to do is figure out the source of his nemesis' powers and the life he's always wanted could finally be his. That shouldn't be too difficult for a hero his caliber.
Should it?
girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49304512
That's the fic ☺️
Thank you! We are going to read it and make the rec.
Birds of a feather...
David Tennant behind the scenes of Good Omens 2
Celestial disasters
Lwmp
By AppleSeeds
8k, Mature, Ineffable Husbands
Work Progression: Finished
Part of a series? No
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: None
In hospital awaiting heart surgery, Aziraphale feels like he's going crazy when his heart starts talking to him, trying to persuade him to engage in some rather inappropriate intimate activities with incredibly hot nurse Crowley.
Hey I just found you ☺️ would it be weird to suggest my own fic?
No, of course it wouldn't! What's the link of the fanfic?