Caution Psycho Cat

Never fear...I'm scared enough for us both.

[azraelkat]

The only way my life could get better is if I wasn't in it anymore. No one would miss me anyway.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[byebyebriar]

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

[viperbranium]

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

[buttsputnik]

They’re gonna meet in the middle

[phantomavenger]

In the middle they will find the avatar, master of all elements and the force:

[helthehatter]

I REBLOGGED BEFORE BUT IT GOT BETTER

[azraelkat]

The spirit of Lemmy lives in my cat.

[mysharona1987]

IMO, one of the greatest moment of Friends: Rachel is talking with Monica about her 3,576th problem with Ross or whatever.  Phoebe, who has been listening to all this: “One time, when I was homeless, a man offered me food if I would sleep with him.”

*they both stare at her*

Rachel: “That is sad, But what does that have do with this situation?”

Phoebe: “Oh, nothing. But that was a real, actual problem and this is just high school crap.”

For all its flaws, Friends did have some clever moments. 

[azraelkat]

Truth!

[azraelkat]

I dream of day when not wearing makeup to work doesn't involve all the people asking if you are feeling okay. Yes I'm FUCKING fine, I just didn't feel a need to slather crap on my face in order to make YOU feel better!

[azraelkat]

If I just pretend that today is just another whatever day then the hurt of being alone unloved unwanted undesirable and utterly worthless will sting less...I think.

[azraelkat]

Last night I participated in a fandom descriptive conversation over different ways to ladybits. It got interesting

Chamber of Secrets

Cave of Wonders

Gallifery

Sarlacc Pit

Torpedo room

Bald Mountain

[azraelkat]

Everyday I mentally calculate in the parking garage if I have enough time to stealthy remove my bra instead of waiting until I get home.

[azraelkat]

My friend sings a song when he gives treats to my fur babies, it's AMAZING!

[azraelkat]

Next time I see my ex brother in law he's going to be singing soprano. Kicked his 9yr old son out.

[azraelkat]

[numenor-archive-deactivated2018]

[azraelkat]

Okay do now I can begin my weekend of crying into my pillow eating my feelings in ice cream sammich's

[azraelkat]

I may spend the rest of my life alone but I will never be alone. Because this lack of caring is palpable.

[reedusgif]

He gets physically offended by bad acting. -Andrew Lincoln talks about Norman Reedus

[azraelkat]

Literally every day

[azraelkat]

It's only inappropriate when your mother smacks the back of your head and even then it's up for debate because if she's laughing she's just pissed you beat her to the punch.