Optimism-at-its-bestest

I'm Azure, I reblog anything i think is cool or funny so its mostly random crap lol. Let no fucks be given.

[314eater]

whats cooler than being cool?

[420moshdad]

financial stability

[don-neal-deactivated20240805]

Alright, Alright, Alright !!!!

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[anxiousxdreamer]

Probably to jail if he just takes a random baby lol

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[qtaeshi]

Bitch

[vcute]

I love you mom

[agustmin]

mom saranghae

[beautifultimesofbrooklynndean]

Can’t risk these things sorry!

[dragon-0f-mothers]

damn it. Love you mom.

[dramaticallymad]

I can’t stop myself from doing this

[toripz]

Just to annoy my friends.

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

4 million people don’t want their mom to die

[rainbow-taishi]

I tried to make an anime gijinka parody of We Bare Bears haha

[8-bitfiction]

[dswsubmit]

@laporcshia (📸: @jessyjphoto)

[weloveshortvideos]

[mbakuspocketpussy]

He landed like a super hero. 😳

[takeprideinyourheritage]

Nigga what???

[thaunderground]

[sipnsyphe]

How his legs ain’t break

[theryanproject]

That is not the nigga you wanna fuck with

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[atasteoflee]

Omfggggggggg leave me alone

[atasteoflee]

You know what….

[uptional]

You have to die a few times before you can really live.

Charles Bukowski (via uptional)

[observando]

[alonesomes]

You make me think of Joni Mitchell. Of red wine and dancing on tiled floor with my hands up, like I’ve surrendered to the rhythm of my body when it is singing about you. You make me think of sun dresses and citrus and rose oil. I peel fruit and it is exactly like saying your name, so I don’t wash my hands and I touch you until we both smell like tangerines, until we’re sticky with it. On a Saturday that is not this one, I will go for a walk while the sun yawns, and everything will turn quiet. It will be a small moment, I can promise you that, and it will take me to you. Somewhere with a big kitchen and brick walls. You will be cutting an onion with a butter knife and I will be drinking Merlot out of a coffee cup while you cook, and Joni will be singing in that aching way she does, like she’s got all the time in the world to fall apart. Here, you will be the voice inside my talk of forever. Here, you will be the open window and the sway of my skirt in the wind. Here, you will kiss my stained mouth until it is its own sun and every word is golden.

Caitlyn Siehl, In the Kitchen (via alonesomes)

[nice-wig-janis]

american horror story asylum 

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Let’s say you’ve swallowed a bad thing and now it’s got its hands inside you. This is the essence of love and failure. You see what I mean but you’re happy anyway, and that’s okay, it’s a love story after all, a lasting love, a wonderful adventure with lots of action.

Richard Siken, from You Are Jeff (via violentwavesofemotion)

[alonesomes]

A hand on my thigh. That is what I’m thinking about, most of the time. A hand slipping under my dress, the other holding the steering wheel, and me, upright in the passenger’s seat. Fearless. Always fearless in love, like I’ve had practice. Look, I know you’re sick of hearing about the skin of it all, but I’m not done being shameless with where I want to be touched. A hand pressed lightly against my neck. Lips grazing the apple of my bottom lip. Your name like a tongue over the ridges of my teeth. Your body like a downpour with me dancing underneath it.

Caitlyn Siehl, Most of the Time (via alonesomes)

[dswsubmit]

@purp.alpaca

[chessys]

um i want to be loved loudly

[whatever-ho-deactivated20140923]