People from all different backgrounds arrived to see the Clapham Boxing World Tournament. In the front row sat two particular viewers who awaited to see their dear friend pummeled to death. Squark McDribbles, Our heroes unrequited love, and Chad Inmepants, the most vile human being whomst has ever existed.
Our protagonist Billy Cheeks Esquire III sat in one corner of the ring, sweat flowing from his head as if it were a water fountain. Across from Billy sat a man whose muscles were chisled out of the purest beef. His name was Beef Wellington, and he was ready to murder Billy. As Billy behave contemplating his final moments of life the announcer started his call “in the red corner, weighing in at two babies and a pencil sharpener, it’s biiiiiiiiiilly” the crowd was silent except for one distinct boo. Billy looks over and of course it was Chad, booing ad point both thumbs down. The announcer continued “and in the blue corner, weighing in at an astounding twenty seven skyscrapers on top of your mom, it’s big beef wellington!” The crowd cheered as if they were meeting the man who saved earth from the evil piggies. The bell rang, billy looked his executioner in his eyes and he made a B-line straight for him. Out of the corner of his eyes, Billy spots a banana peel flying into the ring. He watches as the big beef wellington slips on the banana peel, flips in the air, lands on his neck, and instantly dies.
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