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internetusercucumber

Not gonna address the irl conclave shaped elephant in the room and continue business as usual😎 how we feeling gang

#truly incredible work there thomas lmao #conclave #lawrenitez #thomas lawrence #vincent benitez #see queue round

internetusercucumber

Bro is not listening

#sfadjsdfkl #conclave #thomas lawrence #vincent benitez #lawrenitez #pope hug.

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Oldass Character Bracket: FINALS

Innocentius XIV (Conclave) vs Thomas Lawrence (Conclave)

Innocentius XIV (Conclave)

Thomas Lawrence (Conclave)

Voting ended onAug 9, 2025

Innocentius XIV (Vincent Benitez) from the movie Conclave was a young (comparatively) intersex cardinal who appeared unannounced at the Conclave after the Pope’s death. After a lot of political squabbles he was chosen as the new Pope, because of his compassionate spirit and connection to disadvantaged people (and maybe some godly intervention).

Propaganda:

it's what Lawrence/Lomeli would want (submitted by @calugaritsa)

(submitted by @supernovasilence pic by @auburnlaughter cropped by me)

Cardinal Thomas Lawrence from the movie Conclave is the dean of the College of Cardinals. He’s responsible for planning the titular conclave and seeing to it that everything goes well and the Pope is chosen well. He wants to step down, but he keeps being forced to take responsibility.

Propaganda:

World's most depressed Miss Marple, in agony over confronting the evil that lurks in men’s souls yet dutifully continuing to investigate as skeletons simply topple out of his peers’ closets to pile up on top of him. Probably envies those metaphorical skeletons for getting to be dead and not having to Deal With This Shit (actually begins the first page of the book wishing he could be dead instead of his old boss/mentor, the late pope). God's oldest, saddest, wettest dog of a soldier. Has spent his entire long, miserable, repressed life simply saying "yes" whenever he's told "pick a struggle": depressed, self-harming, and suicidal; bisexual but celibate; Catholic; English; has an eating disorder; and probably has the other kind of ED, too, after his tangle with prostate cancer. We meet him a month after he already fully crashed out, except he was then told by the late pope he had to put his crash out on hold because his job is more important than he is. Suddenly has his tattered faith partially restored by the arrival of Beautiful Perfect Angel Cardinal McJesusAllegory, except the new guy is too busy insisting Thomas should become pope to notice Thomas’s heart-eyes crush. He DOESN’T WANT YOUR VOTE!!!, which is exactly why he deserves it <3

This is it. The conclave finals. Who will you chose? (Vote for your favourite, not the oldest).

#am I proud of having written this Thomas propaganda 😇#(yes 😇)#thomas lawrence #vincent benitez #conclave #look they are both Old just in different ways (Vincent is peak Youthful Old and Thomas is peak Sad Old) so you can’t go wrong here #A+ final