ive had this username since i was seven.

If you're reading this and have come to my page bc of EXO, I've decided to make a whole Tumblr for it so that my main doesn't get filled w/ EXO. @exosinceapril

[tempxo]

EXO as John Mulaney quotes

minseok:

junmyeon:

yixing:

baekhyun:

jongdae:

chanyeol:

kyungsoo:

jongin:

sehun:

[azziangrl4ever]

It’s been a while since I’ve had a post so niche to me. Thank you op

[tastefullyoffensive]

[h0odrich]

[ithelpstodream]

i have no words

[sixpenceee]

“The last page of a Calvin and Hobbes book found in the ashes of someone’s house after the California fires.” posted by reddit user Dujimon

[indomitablemegnolia]

That is perfect

[wilburite]

me as a government

[memewhore]

[deejay]

[pocblog]

[controlled-khaos]

Further proof police don’t need guns…

[thisbooklovesyou-deactivated201]

Further proof teachers don’t need guns

[controlled-khaos]

Nah I was right the first time. But you good though.

[ohduhviing]

[alloverthegaf]

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

[alloverthegaf]

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

[alloverthegaf]

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

[alloverthegaf]

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

[alloverthegaf]

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

[alloverthegaf]

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

[alloverthegaf]

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

[alloverthegaf]

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

[alloverthegaf]

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

[alloverthegaf]

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

[alloverthegaf]

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

[alloverthegaf]

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

[alloverthegaf]

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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[siancrosslinisback-deactivated2]

Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

[obiwanskenobi]

@pendragonness

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[deformutilated]

Ice suspended around a tree trunk after flood water has receded

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

terrain glitch

[kaijuno]

[haimtheblog]

[boromirs]

lotr meets the office for christine

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[zooophagous]

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha