Cartoons and monsters are my kind of jam!

Hi I'm Azure! I don't really have a current fandom so whatever I post is what ya get. (She/her)

[dogpuppy]

[dog-bat3]

@funnier-when-objectum

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[reigobun]

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

alright but we can at least bring the Floradinns back with us right

asgore doesn't need his weed stash that badly right now does he

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Asgore's weed is Shit

[punkitt-is-here]

just found out that one of susies easter egg haircuts in one of the fights gives her locs we win again let's fucking goooooo

[punkitt-is-here]

i am delighted that we are all so excited for black susie

[dogpuppy]

[b0nkcreat]

these fucking comments i got mystomach hurts oh my god help me

[meangirlnurse]

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

[meangirlnurse]

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

[meangirlnurse]

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

[meangirlnurse]

wait

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[strayknight]

sometimes i think i can probably pass as masc and maybe even as a straight guy but any time i engage in conversation with a kind stranger i have a demeanor not unlike a princely rich girl archetype in a 2000s manga and frequently extend my hand in an elegant manner which has caused a number of drunken individuals on nights out to kiss my hand as if i were a beautiful ojousama and not a greasy mechanic

[strayknight]

every time i talk in work i feel this image manifest in my mind like a specter that torments me

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[anoxthon]

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

[anoxthon]

i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit

[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[punkitt-is-here]

oh my god look at these unused susie sprites. she looks so gentle and friendly here wtf