barnes stole a jeep •hiatus•

20s. She/her. Queer. WOC. 18+. MCU & Stucky, mostly. Cap quartet multi-shipper.

[b-a-r-n-e-s]

Update Jan 29 2023: I hope to be back here soon <3 but currently shamelessly obsessed with ted lasso. follow my side blog! @l-a-s-s-o

May 6 2022: on hiatus ☹️

[b-a-r-n-e-s]

FIC WRITERS ONLY: Do you edit a completed chapter/fic after you’ve posted it?

Yes, but only to correct punctuation/grammar/typos

Yes, above & to rearrange sentences/sections

Yes, above & to add/remove things that further the existing plot

Yes, above & to alter the plot/ending

Yes, for other reasons

No, never

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Voting ended onOct 25, 2023

[unearthlydust]

“How have you been, Buck? It’s going to be okay, Buck.”

[luna-rainbow]

Someone please explain why Steve, off to marry the LOHL, clenches his jaw in the third to last gif (watch his masseters contract) and has his brows locked in a frown and his lips pressed into a thin line.

[therese-lokidottir]

Thor neck grabs

The Incredible Hulk Returns

For he is truly Thor

[rusted-soldier]

Thinking about Bucky in Romania and how every old lady in the building probably adores him because he’s this handsome, strong, man who always helps them cross the street, and keeps those whippersnappers from stealing their purses, and holds the door open, and is just so baby-shaped to all of them.

[b-a-r-n-e-s]

absolutely no one, over the entire course of human history:

fanfic writers: do you think this character waxes everything or just his dick and balls

[aturnoftheearth]

mutual pining IS the best trope. no they’re not trying to move on, no they’re not brave enough to risk it, no they’re not trying to date other people, they don’t know they can have it but it’s okay if they can’t (but they CAN)

[full-clown-car]

In this house we only loosely acknowledge current MCU canon. In my mind it's still around 2014-15. Winter Soldier just came out. We have such high hopes for the in-depth character arcs of our main babes, not to be turned into cash cows milked dry of any soul. The Avengers still all have their own floors in the tower and Bucky is coming to live in as Steeb's emo plus-one.

[huffylemon]

[shoyohnt]

my favorite trope is when someone believes they’re hard to love and someone who loves them like it’s breathing.

[that-gay-jedi]

But SIR that's my emotional support unedited 8000+ words of an in-progress fic I can't publish yet because it's not chronological

[pyrrhiccomedy]

all of your feelings are valid as in “worth acknowledgment and internal consideration” but some of your feelings are also stupid and mean, and you need to deal with that shit without making it anyone else’s problem

[pyrrhiccomedy]

like we are all beings of light, namaste, but also every single one of us has an ugly, dumb, selfish, lazy goblin living inside of us which can never be silenced or destroyed. and being a decent person means keeping that little fuck in his special little playpen hidden away in your heart, with his colorful enrichment rattles and his favorite pieces of raw meat, where he can pipe up with his wretched little opinions and you can nod sagaciously at him and pat him on the head and tell him you understand why he feels that way and never, ever let anybody else get their feelings hurt by him, because he sucks shit and nothing he has to say is worthy of notice by anyone but you. you should pay attention to him, but only because it’s important to understand your own worst impulses, and because trying to ignore him will make him break down a wall and run out into the street where he can show passerbys his privates and eat cigarette butts right off the ground. your goblin is valid: that doesn’t mean he’s fit for company.

[catchymemes]

A New York plant out for some light.

[ublock-origin]

[coquettesinclair]

“Be gay do crime!!” “Eat the rich!!”

And you can’t even boycott the most famous TERF in the UK

[toothsalad]

i found the second funniest map in the world today

[snickerdoodle-factory]

What’s the funniest map?

[toothsalad]

^ magic spell of get assassinated by the turkish government

[terramosh]