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— Excerpts #32 // L.H.Z

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

depsidase

crossroadsghoul

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

musette22

Life could be a dream, sweetheart

“Stop – fighting – this,” Jude complains, throwing his arms around Erling’s neck and attempting to hoist himself up again. “Stop trying to climb on me,” Erling counters, wiping tears of laughter out of his eyes. “I will if you just carry me.” “But why am I always carrying you?” “Because you’re huge, mate,” Jude giggles, sliding down to the ground again after another unsuccessful mounting attempt. “And I’m only little.” Erling snorts. “You’re six foot, Jude.”

if anyone would like a 9k dortmund era haalingham fic with plenty of fluff and smut -> go here! <3

marisatomay

I was talking about this with a friend but a really interesting cultural shift over the last ohhhhhh ten years maybe is that many people in fandoms view themselves as stakeholders and not audience members. Because of that, they think that the fandom should be running things, or at least have an acknowledged say in how something is run. And every reminder that they are not in control, no matter how small, bothers them.

marisatomay

This has always existed to an extent but it used to be very siloed and only noticeably prevalent in certain fandoms and everyone else in fandom spaces generally agreed that it wasn’t healthy to act like that. Now it’s seemingly every fandom with an online presence and it’s all happening much more publicly than ye olde Trekkie forum.

marisatomay

I do think that the increase in access to creatives through social media, extended promotional cycles where you do a thousand interviews and all of them get clipped for instagram and tiktok, and an increase in entertainment and fandom aggregate social media accounts which keep people updated on all of those clips and every second of the creative process has had a big hand in creating this sense of ownership that audience members feel. It makes us feel like we’re on the team because we think we know so much. But we are not and we don’t.

penandinkprincess

it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.”

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me.

rockitcat

When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.

“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”

penandinkprincess

@nakimochiku i CACKLED

robin-buckely

Hey, Carl? Do we have an expense account?

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 — dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

#project hail mary

garcavisconde

Losing my mind over this article

raylangivins

weaver-z

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"