artiiiiist!

i post my art time to time (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) 💘

[b-lobster]

lost my ability to draw 😮‍💨 still in art block :(

[uredrunk]

they should invent a place where i belong

[seagiri]

as requested by the twitter people

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[probuccalfat]

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[socksual-innuendos]

Is this what you make while im asleep

[fallout-lou-begas]

yeah and i had the washing machine running and everything so it was like defusing a bomb

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[crab-milk]

first day as a defense attorney! surely nothing bad will happen!

[wokeleftistmob]

[Video description: An animatic featuring characters from The Great Ace Attorney. Susato and Ryunosuke stand behind the bench in a British courtroom. Ryunosuke sweats a lot, pulls at his collar, and fans himself. Susato looks at him in concern. As Ryunosuke speaks, Susato looks to the side and covers her mouth in shock and tries to alert him to no avail. He says, "Whoo! It is hot as hell in this fucky-ass, hot-ass room I'm in." Suddenly a dark figure appears and Barok van Zieks's theme begins to play which is an ominous harpischord. Ryunosuke sweats nervously and his mouth drops as he points at van Zieks (who is also sweating) and yells, "Is that the Grim Reaper?!" End VD]

[valuedeversourcecustomer]

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[glubby]

[buttpoems]

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.