"compost in training"

call me R or Stitch | he/him | 21 | chronically & mentally ill | i fucking love plants & fiber arts please talk to me about plants & fiber arts oh my GOD | i am incredibly normal about have a nice life and giles corey. don't read into it too much | blog is 99.9% untagged queue. if you think im online... no im not <3

[toshio]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[rydengg]

i tried to use duplication spell on my dick to please the many hoes who love me dearly but instead i nearly died after 3 penis duplications as i forgot to account for the amount of blood needed to compensate for so many hard ass cocks anyway i’ve been in a coma for three days

[rydengg]

okay #MyDickDuplicationSpell

[fatherkrasmazov]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[bimmyjimmy]

i didnt know the flash was on

[crabussy]

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

[icaseybaybee]

[great-and-small]

Yeah sorry wasp haters but y’all don’t know shit. Have you ever even seen the cuteness of Bembicini?

[silvermothsio-reblog]

What's little buddy doing?

[great-and-small]

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

[my-dailydreams]

[canidykes]

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[dailymanners]

When checking out at a grocery store, after you have finished putting your groceries on the belt, if there are those little dividers to put in-between your groceries and other customers groceries, then take the divider and put it behind your groceries for the person behind you instead of making them do it themselves.

It's a small gesture of kindness and consideration, but it saves a bit of effort for the person behind you. And after all, why not? You're already there right by the dividers while they're still waiting behind you, and doing so allows them to put their groceries on the belt right away.

[shaaknaa]

Because of the way dividers are cycled, it's basically guaranteed that you can access the dividers easier than them.

[servantofwrath]

hey, speaking as a cashier, please use the dividers just in general. i've accidentally started scanning the next person's order so many times just within the last week because they didn't put a divider up and expected me to intuit just by the kind of groceries they were buying.

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[mereologic]

classical latin did in fact have an affirmative answer to an interrogative (sic), it's just not a cognate with modern english "yes" which is Germanic. but you probably recognize its modern descendants, spanish sí, italian sí, etc.

anyway how this is relevant to this post is that when Dido commits suicide in book 4 of the Aeneid she says "sic, sic! iuvat ire sub umbras" or "yes, yes! with joy i pass beneath the shadows" while stabbing herself, the allegory of penetration accompanied by shouts of ecstasy leading unto death being an interpretative exercise best left to the reader.

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[landmineblogging]

don't isolate no matter how fucking broken you feel even if every attempt at connection proves futile do not stop reaching out to someone something somewhere please

[landmineblogging]

let the world know you exist

[landmineblogging]

please.

[shencomix]

[fial-inka]

the signal catcher 📡