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20 he/him bug/bugs pup/pups || trans boydyke :3 ||

[b0n3d0g]

! name is bonedog i like posting about my blorbos !

! im 20 and my pronouns are he/him pup/pups and bug/bugs !

! art blog is @canine-arts !

! my ao3 !

18+ generally speaking, if you're a minor dont follow me or you'll get blocked

Fic Master-list

[sozoglam]

the more i draw him the stupider he looks

[iskander-tm]

Secret scene at the Sardines

Yeah, Flambae, it's a stellar idea to teach your crush how to play billiard, a game infamous for requiring math skills, while you both unbelievably wasted

[palesweetdeeer]

Two fully rendered pieces in one week WHAT?!

anyway, I love alt/slight metal water boy and Flambae in leather pants. Also he's like those cats that beg for affection and then hiss when you pet them to me, so here he is, trying to pretend like he doesn't want kisses.

reference and some details I'm proud of under the cut!

[pwingless]

everyones favourite helpful janitor

[hop-a-lot]

Idea of Robert wearing prosthetic limb

[skelesass]

i miss them, chat

[glimpsesofmagnificence]

Resident Evil 0 / Rebecca Chambers / Laboratory & Factory

Her first mission, and she even faced a Tyrant. That's officer Chambers to you.

[its-ragweed-babey]

Emotional support dog

[its-ragweed-babey]

Cleaned this up

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[raychleadele]

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

[ivymess]

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[ivymess]

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[millenianthemums]

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[mysillycomics]

what a catch!

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present