i fart in your general direction

(homeless currently) hazel / 25 / @transgenderastarion & @sol-system ♡ / omg look out slenderman is behind you!!

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[zombblehh]

Shout out to the autistic who’s abilities have regressed as they’ve gotten older.

“You didn’t used to be like this when you were a kid.” I know please don’t remind me

[theconcealedweapon]

"This never bothered you when you were a kid."

Yes it did. I just let it slide because I was taught that I'm "too sensitive" anytime something bothered me. But now I'm finally standing up for myself.

"You never struggled with this when you were a kid."

Yes I did. I just burned myself out in order to do it so I wouldn't be punished. But now I'm accepting myself enough to not force myself to do what I was never meant to do.

[countessravengrey]

"You didn't have these problems when you were younger."

Yes, I did. I just spent my child/teen years with structured institutions like school while not having to worry about whether I had a roof over my head or food to eat and spent my early adult years using up every bit of adrenaline I will ever have to ignore the fact that I've been chronically burnt out my whole life.

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[b0ngsmoker]

ah shit my fentanyl is laced with cat piss

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[applefudge5]

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[mousidy]

a very interesting terf objection to this one boils down to "but how would the state know who to protect?" because it speaks to the incredible privilege of being in a class the state actually ever remotely wants to protect. most oppressed groups do not want the state to have a registry of them, lol

[mousidy]

the patriarchy has done a great job convincing white cisgender women that it's in their best interests to maintain it

[mousidy]

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[b0ngsmoker]

went to a queer goth prom today & this was the fit🕷️

[b0ngsmoker]

sorry guys i have to say it. i love frozen 2

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cinderella rewrite where Cinderella’s father is an unusually successful fisherman due to his secret friendships with the shy and mysterious mermaids, successful enough to attract a moderately wealthy and ambitious bride with two daughters. Once he dies, her stepmother, determined to make sure her daughters inherit the fishing business as dowries by marrying before Cinderella, forbids her from going out on the fishing boats or into town and makes sure she spends as much of her time as possible doing drudgework, hauling offal and cleaning fish. When the Prince’s ball comes around, an important occasion for young women to make good connections, the stepmother forbids her from going, telling her that she needs to get the latest salmon catch gutted and ready for sale instead.

Cinderella’s mermaid godmother calls upon her people to clean the fish and gifts her a dress and shoes of shimmering fish scales that wreathe her in rainbows under the moonlight. She makes an impression on the Prince at the ball so strong that he immediately falls in love with her, and when she’s forced to flee before her stepmother notices her (no masquerade mask or dancing rainbows will disguise her from her own family at close range), the Prince is left with only a delicate fish leather slipper left on the front steps to try to find her again.

He goes around the houses, seeking the owner of the slipper, but Cinderella is once again working in the fish sheds. He stepmother, desperate and determined and having found Cinderella’s other shoe that very morning, realises what has happened and takes a knife to the feet of her prettiest daughter, telling the prince that she suffered an injury that very morning but those are definitely her shoes, see, here’s the other one, and they still fit.

The daughter is pretty and witty and charming, and while the Prince doesn’t feel the same spark and instant sense of connection that he did at the party, he reasons that she’s overwhelmed and in pain and once she’s healed, all will be well. There are no birds to whisper of blood in the shoe – the Prince has seen the bandaged feet already – and the daughter slips on the shoes (the only shoes she has that will fit her, now,) and accompanies him to the palace.

But the stepmother is no doctor, and by the time the Prince gets her to the palace doctors, it’s too late – his beloved has contracted an infection in her feet from the shoe leather, made unclean in its travels. She will survive – it is an infection of a common filth of fish and birds, one that the doctors have potions for for the occasions where dangerously cooked food causes outbreaks – but in her raving, she confesses the whole scheme to the Prince who, furious, returns to the village to find the girl he truly fell in love with, the girl hidden from him.

“Oh, yeah, the fish cleaner,” the villagers shrug. “We don’t see her around very much, she’s probably in the sheds. Her family calls her Salmonella.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#now I’m just sad abt the daughter with her fucked up feet 

Contains: suicidal ideation, attempted suicide

The infection brought on a high fever, and the damage was permanent. Her mother’s knife took her ability to walk without pain. The fever took her voice.

It hadn’t been her plan. She hadn’t wanted to do it. But her mother, with her sharp eyes and her sharp knife, had explained to her once again that behind her stepsister’s kindly smile was a ruthless heiress who wanted to take everything the family had and leave the rest of them destitute. “You have a duty to protect this family,” her mother explained. “Your father gave his life to protect us from invaders. I gave my heart and my future to protect us from poverty. Will you not do the same?”

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[b0ngsmoker]

i hate how the writers treated buck during the auction episode. i feel like its also not characteristic of chimney to pressure buck into "objectifying himself" (exact words). idk i just feel like we can move on from the "buck is nothing but a hunk of meat" plot lines

[b0ngsmoker]

thing called the marbleinator 9000 it replaces all hail into marbles

[b0ngsmoker]

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[b0ngsmoker]

hi all i am so sorry to do this again, but i desperately need to sleep somewhere with a real bed and not sit on concrete for a few nights to recover from the flare up im going through. it's either a motel or a hospital bed at this point. tysm for reading i love all of u

v3nm0: casper-pup

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[b0ngsmoker]

$10/$130

[b0ngsmoker]

$79/$130

[b0ngsmoker]

$81/$130

[b0ngsmoker]

$129/$210

TRYING TO RAISE $85 MORE THAN MY ORIGINAL GOAL. I HAVE AN ABSCESS IN MY ANKLE AND AM TRYING TO GET A 3RD MOTEL NIGHT

thank you all for your help so far❤️

[b0ngsmoker]

hi all i am so sorry to do this again, but i desperately need to sleep somewhere with a real bed and not sit on concrete for a few nights to recover from the flare up im going through. it's either a motel or a hospital bed at this point. tysm for reading i love all of u

v3nm0: casper-pup

p@yp@l: casperxpup

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