can computer be horny?

pluto, they/he, 20, this is where the stuff goes that im not putting on my main. that being vents and and nsfw stuff so if ur a kid or uncomfortable with that stay away thanks bye

[responsibilitychan]

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

[responsibilitychan]

my hoes have a Warriors Spirit

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[dogpuppy]

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[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

Scrubs (also known as Bustas) were a type of Male Loser common in late 20th and early 21st century America.

[sklittlesowo]

[triviallytrue]

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

[triviallytrue]

we as a society lived like this for years and years

[phaeton-flier]

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

[triviallytrue]

I'd want to fuck that printer.

[homesmutconfessions]

Equius being into somnophilia and intox because thats the only way bottoming is possible 🤷 pussy 2 strong. Like if you cried

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[bandomfandombeyond]

forcemasc that includes posture training to teach you to sit like you used to before people trained you to be "ladylike": legs spread, unafraid to take up space

starts with a spreader bar between your knees 'because why would you be allowed to keep me from easily accessing my toys?'

then, the next step: every time you forget to sit right, the inside of your thighs get swats from a belt or crop or cane until they're too sore to cross anyway

and when you finally get it right without prompting, legs falling open as you sit down, you get the best blowjob of your life

[prettylilqueer]

pleaseeeeeeee, this being done casually too would save me.. my thighs pushed apart so I have to take up space, my dick palmed at as a treat when I start doing it automatically..

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[hheennttaaii]

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[b0yth1ng]

one of my moots did many reblogs nd now im on my mornign scroll with 500 porn and my mother behind me . help

[ifyoureunder18goaway]

well..