Proxy Pie~

Male, despite what my blog looks like currently. ~*~*~ I'm that guy everyone calls Hunter but that's wrong. I'm B1ockh3d. The semi-human sentient being. Although, my non-online counterpart is named Hunter. What're the odds? I like Code Lyoko, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, deadmau5, Daft Punk, and kittens. ~*~*~ I write stuff occasionally. Check out my tagged/b1ockh3d_writes ~*~*~ Blacklist: #flashing gif, #long post, #nsfw

[b1ockh3d]

It's weird to come back almost 5 years later, and my account is almost exactly how I left it. All the suggestions, tags, follows; it's like a time capsule of who I was.

[b1ockh3d]

...hello?

[kranthor-destroyer-of-worlds]

Little buddy HATES that red dot 🔴

[eldercunninghams]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[surprisepeach]

moira leaving overwatch:

[b1ockh3d]

Just my type of female humanoid.

[eqaside]

4 screaming jellybeans

[septemberequinox]

well this is a loud problem I would absolutely love to have

[sleepeknight]

@nagunkgunk

[onlyblackgirl]

I never knew how much I needed this

[spoiled-pink888-deactivated2026]

Lmfao

[settlethewhoreids]

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

[geekscoutcookies]

Yall

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

[kyssthis16]

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

[karnythia]

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

[b1ockh3d]

Fuckin’ grab bags man. -_-

[b1ockh3d]

I feel like a lot of the people I considered my closest friends are trying to suddenly cut ties with me. Listen... If I've ever wronged you, or you feel like I am/was another toxic person in your life, tell me. I want to improve. Suddenly cutting ties and avoiding me at all costs with no explanation makes me feel like shit. Makes me over think my actions. The kinda shit that keeps me up at night. I don't mind if you want to cuts ties for a perfectly justifiable reason, but please tell me so I don't make that mistake again. :(

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[bluetortoist]

I have still yet to see Tiny Tina and Junkrat having a tea party together, let alone intracting with Roadhog too, so here ya go! some more dynamite children <3

[daft-punkfans]

Daft Punk performing at the 50th Annual Grammy Awards

[garrus-vakkarian]

My favorite review on steam to date 

[his-shining-tears]

[hellsite-yano]

[dynastylnoire]

Pikachu located

[minidodds]

[integress]

He takes his water stirred, not shaken, actually. 😺🍸#happycat #caturday #cat #catsofinstagram #catstagram #catwoman #ragdoll #ragdollcat #ragdollsofinstagram #anakin #sealpointragdoll #catphotography #meow