Residential Barn Bitch

Shit posting and horses. Arabian Circuit. Region 9. Little bit of everything. Side saddle rider with a penchant for dressage and bitching.

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Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????

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Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.

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What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..

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Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers

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yeah i never got this.

sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.

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“i don’t drink girly drinks” = “i shun alcoholic beverages that actually taste good and would prefer to suffer in the name of masculinity”

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a can of wheat tea

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

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May we live in very uninteresting times

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may you experience very precedented events

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I took my mare under an overpass and did not die. She’s gonna be a phenomenal trail horse once she’s trained

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[kiwianaroha]

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

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She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

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Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

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These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

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I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

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Here’s another nice one.

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For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

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Today we learned how to pony (or be ponied). We still need to do some work, but having tolerant horses who try helps bunches

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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

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She’s a doll in her little endurance get up.

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We did it 🎉

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2020 is a year

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fucking HELP

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“Excuse me, do you have treats?”

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Not 100% on the fitting of the breeching but the new tack is in and looks great if I may say so myself.

The combination of the cooler temps and the breeching seemed to get the best of Khali as she legitimately bucked (where as she’s only ever given me sad little crow hops before if a horsefly got her) but she settled in quitely.

Iggy could care less which did not surprise me as he’s had at least all the foundation for driving a cart, if not having been finished out after his breeder sold him.

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My hip has calmed down just in time for my lower ribs to get unbelievably pissed off.

At least today I should have time to Dress Up (tm) the horses in the new tack today.

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Hello horse friends

My hip feels much better. I might even try riding Tuesday.

Tomorrow you can expect to see Iggy and Khali rocking the new tack set :D

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My new tack is in and I am so excited. The breeching may be overkill on trail/endurance rides but Id rather have it and never use it as opposed to being caught out one day.

Just need the reins, the night latch and possibly another bit because I am debating if I want to take my barrel bit off my lunging cavesson and put it on this, or find another one and have one for each headstall. Khali and Iggy both do great in it but I think I have some double joints I can test Khali in since she’s further along and see if it bothers her to have a bit that collapses further than her barrel bit does.

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I don’t believe thid has been shared yet, but where as Khali learned how to line up to the block in 3-4 15 minute sessions, Iggy will probably take a bit longer as he wasn’t quite as far along on the prep work (yielding quarters to a whip) as Khali is.

That’s okay though. He’s a good boy and coming along, and hopefully he’ll get there. This is an old video (about 2 weeks old) but since I am “grounded” for the time being until my hip calms down, I will be spending that time focusing on getting the mounting cue down and re-establishing his line driving as he should be the easiest of the three to break to cart, if he’s not already trained to pull a cart.

If I have time tomorrow I will try to work him again. I am not a professional trainer, and even rewatching this I can see where I have room to improve (starting with that halter 😭), but I am merely figuring out what I am doing as I go along.

Also, I am trying to get a little youtube training vlog of my horses going and I would love to be able to monetize it so feel free to reblog this and subscribe to the youtube channel :D

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Rush potentially has a leaser interested in him and Of Course he has a Mystery Lameness(tm) that Im hoping was just getting caught in a scuffle in the pasture