MANKIND'S BAD HABIT

"BITCHES LOVE ME 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO ROCK!!" HABIT FICTIVE

[b1tch3sluvme]

HOW ARE YA? YOU DOING GOOD?? FEELING SASSY???

FUCK ASS INTRO POST

THIS IS MY BLOG AS YOU CAN TELL ALREADY. I WILL BE ANSWERING Y'ALLS FUCK ASS QUESTIONS.

HERE'S THE BASICS.

I'M HABIT

HE/IT/ROT/DUMBASS

UNKNOWN // BODILY 17

ASK/TELL ME ANYTHING JUST DON'T BE A STRAIGHT UP FUCKING CREEP.

DISCLAIMER!! WE DO FANCY SOME PRETTY DISTURBING THINGS AND WE ARE A BIT DICKISH. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THAT SHIT, WE RECOMMEND YOU DON'T INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG.

TAGS: #HABITS RABBITS - I ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

#HABIT GROWLS - RANTING

PATRICK HANGS AROUND HERE TOO SO HERE'S SOME OF HIS SHIT.

Well hello there. I'm Patrick Andersen. I'm pretty easy to get along with so don't try and fuck that up. But anyway, here's some basic stuff about me.

I'm a bit more sophisticated than Habs, but as previously stated, we are pretty fucked up so be aware of that.

Also this is not my blog, it belongs to HABIT, so I won't be posting much here. I'll probably be seen on Michael's blog ( @tak3urm3ds ) and that's pretty much it.

Tags:

#ax-crazed - answering asks

#tick-tock-tick - rants

(or I'll just sign off with "🫀")

OUR DNI:

BIGOTS AND TRUMP SUPPORTERS (WE CHOMP ON MAGATS BONES AND USE THEM FOR SOUP.)

ADAM ROSNER AND JEFF KOVAL SUPPORTERS/DEFENDERS

NEO-NAZIS (FUCK YOU, GO TO HELL.)

ICE SUPPORTERS (ALSO FUCK YOU, GO TO HELL.)

HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, ANTI-LGBTQ+, ECT.

PEDOPHILES/ZOOPHILES (I MAYBE A FUCKED UP ENTITY, BUT I DO NOT CONDONE PEOPLE FUCKING WITH CHILDREN OR ANIMAL ABUSERS)

AI USERS/SUPPORTERS (WE DO OUR SHIT OURSELVES, LAZY BUMS.)

OTHER BLOGS: @zombevan (EVAN, BUT FUCK THAT WHORE. HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL) @onyourl3ft (HOST) @wicked-sticky (ALEX KOVAL) @tak3urm3ds (MICHAEL)

OKAY FUCK OFF NOW

(i'm gonna bash my brains into a wall if he continues to be a freak -🫀)

[cleanupyrlooks]

STEPH.

HELLO :]

- Steph

[b1tch3sluvme]

AW C'MON.

AT LEAST SAY HI :)

[cleanupyrlooks]

How about no 😒

[b1tch3sluvme]

I THINK YES.

[cleanupyrlooks]

STEPH.

HELLO :]

- Steph

[b1tch3sluvme]

AW C'MON.

AT LEAST SAY HI :)

[b1tch3sluvme]

haaabbbb i stole ur hat

very old photo deal with it (i still have it though im just lazy to get a new photo)

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE MY SHIT?

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE MT SHIT?

GIVE IT BACK.

[cleanupyrlooks]

NO FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS

[b1tch3sluvme]

YOU STOLE THAT SHIT FROM ME THOUGH?

THAT RULE DOES NOT APPLY.

[cleanupyrlooks]

IT WAS OUT OF YOUR REACH SO I FOUND IT AND TOOK IT :D

[b1tch3sluvme]

I WILL EAT YOUR CORPSE. GIVE IT BACK.

[cleanupyrlooks]

my blood actually tastes good so i see why you’d do that BUT NO

[b1tch3sluvme]

THAT'S IT.

YOURE FUCKING DEAD MEAT.

[b1tch3sluvme]

haaabbbb i stole ur hat

very old photo deal with it (i still have it though im just lazy to get a new photo)

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE MY SHIT?

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE MT SHIT?

GIVE IT BACK.

[cleanupyrlooks]

NO FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS

[b1tch3sluvme]

YOU STOLE THAT SHIT FROM ME THOUGH?

THAT RULE DOES NOT APPLY.

[cleanupyrlooks]

IT WAS OUT OF YOUR REACH SO I FOUND IT AND TOOK IT :D

[b1tch3sluvme]

I WILL EAT YOUR CORPSE. GIVE IT BACK.

[b1tch3sluvme]

haaabbbb i stole ur hat

very old photo deal with it (i still have it though im just lazy to get a new photo)

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE MY SHIT?

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE MT SHIT?

GIVE IT BACK.

[cleanupyrlooks]

NO FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS

[b1tch3sluvme]

YOU STOLE THAT SHIT FROM ME THOUGH?

THAT RULE DOES NOT APPLY.

[b1tch3sluvme]

haaabbbb i stole ur hat

very old photo deal with it (i still have it though im just lazy to get a new photo)

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE MY SHIT?

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE MT SHIT?

GIVE IT BACK.

[b1tch3sluvme]

you ^

OH REALLY?

FUCKING REALLY?

[b1tch3sluvme]

Meow

AW WHAT A CUTIE :]

[b1tch3sluvme]

is my fit tuff 🥹

IT IS.

LOVE THE SHIRT ;)

[b1tch3sluvme]

lurks and stares at you from a Distance because i dont know how to start a conversation

NEITHER DO WE, IT'S OKAY.

BUT HELLO. WE HAVE SEEN YOU LURK AROUND HERE ON TUMBLR :)

[b1tch3sluvme]

stares at you like this

OH WONDERFUL.

A FUCKING CREEP.

THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

[cleanupyrlooks]

Not the guy who sent the ask but…

I want all your Reese’s NOW

- Evan

[b1tch3sluvme]

OOOO WHATT DO WE HAVE HERE?? MY FAVORITE RABBIT?

AAAAND FUCK OFF. YER NOT GETTING MY DAMN REESE'S.

FUCKING COCK SUCKER.

[cleanupyrlooks]

I haven’t been in front in ages and am greeted with “Cock Sucker” and “Favorite Rabbit”

First of all yeah that’s kind of obvious I am Bisexual, thought you knew that

Second, FAVORITE?? D’awwww 😒

[b1tch3sluvme]

WELL YEAH? I ENJOY FUCKING WITH OUR LITTLE EVAN AND I'LL ENJOY FUCKING WITH YOU.

ALSO YES I DID KNOW THAT. IT'S VERY PROMINENT.

ANYWAY, HOW ARE YA?? YA FEELING GOOD? FEELING SASSY??

[cleanupyrlooks]

Feeling like shit but we manage.

What about you? How are you?

[b1tch3sluvme]

SORRY FOR LEAVING FOR AN HOUR.

SOME SHIT CAME UP AND WE WERE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES.

ANYWAY, I COULDN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU.

AND ME? OH I'M ALRIGHT I GUESS.

[b1tch3sluvme]

stares at you like this

OH WONDERFUL.

A FUCKING CREEP.

THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

[cleanupyrlooks]

Not the guy who sent the ask but…

I want all your Reese’s NOW

- Evan

[b1tch3sluvme]

OOOO WHATT DO WE HAVE HERE?? MY FAVORITE RABBIT?

AAAAND FUCK OFF. YER NOT GETTING MY DAMN REESE'S.

FUCKING COCK SUCKER.

[cleanupyrlooks]

I haven’t been in front in ages and am greeted with “Cock Sucker” and “Favorite Rabbit”

First of all yeah that’s kind of obvious I am Bisexual, thought you knew that

Second, FAVORITE?? D’awwww 😒

[b1tch3sluvme]

WELL YEAH? I ENJOY FUCKING WITH OUR LITTLE EVAN AND I'LL ENJOY FUCKING WITH YOU.

ALSO YES I DID KNOW THAT. IT'S VERY PROMINENT.

ANYWAY, HOW ARE YA?? YA FEELING GOOD? FEELING SASSY??

[b1tch3sluvme]

stares at you like this

OH WONDERFUL.

A FUCKING CREEP.

THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

[cleanupyrlooks]

Not the guy who sent the ask but…

I want all your Reese’s NOW

- Evan

[b1tch3sluvme]

OOOO WHATT DO WE HAVE HERE?? MY FAVORITE RABBIT?

AAAAND FUCK OFF. YER NOT GETTING MY DAMN REESE'S.

FUCKING COCK SUCKER.

[b1tch3sluvme]

stares at you like this

OH WONDERFUL.

A FUCKING CREEP.

THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

[b1tch3sluvme]

hi habit!

(questioning if we have a steph fictive btw idk who i am also! god i love being blurry WOOO /sarcasm)

— some random guy idk who

OH HELLO!

HI SORRY FOR OUR LATE FUCKING RESPONSE...I'M SURE HOST ALREADY TOLD YOU WHY

ALSO THAT'S FUCKING FANTASTIC. HOPE YOU GUYS FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

NOM NOM

-HABIT

YEAH OKAY APPARENTLY IM A CHEW TOY NOW INSTEAD OF BEING THE ONE TO MAKE PEOPLE CHEW TOYS.

GREAT

[onyourl3ft]

HAHA.

YEAH TAKE THAT, FUCKER.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

OH NO WHAT EVER WILL I DO

OUUUCCCHHHH😒

[b1tch3sluvme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

THAT WAS SARCASM JUST SO YOU KNOW

[b1tch3sluvme]

YEAH, I KNOW.

TOTALLY DID NOT MISS THAT QUE...

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

DO I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING…

[b1tch3sluvme]

NOT GOING TO DENY IT.

IT'S MY LAST BRAIN CELL.

THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKERY GOING ON.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

I MEANT THE "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE" THING BUT YEAH THAT TOO

AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT, THIS NEW GUYS JUST LURKING IN THE SHADOWS SCARING FOLKS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

[b1tch3sluvme]

WHAT THE FUCKING IS HAPPEING TO ME.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

DONT ASK ME I DONT KNOW

IMMA GO GET A HOT POCKET WHILE YOU FIGURE THAT OUT

[zombevan]

WAIT HOT POCKETS.

I'M TAKING YOURS

(i love hotpockets also pleaseake fun of habit, he's being a douche) -ev

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

NO YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY FOOD >:(

AND WILL DO, EV, MAY DO IT LATER THOUGH IM NOT IN THE MOOD

[b1tch3sluvme]

thankyou brother

THIS IS BULL SHIT.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

BULLSHIT MY ASS YOU DO THE SAME FUCKIN THING

[b1tch3sluvme]

BLAH BLAH WHATEVER.

IT JUST SEEMS SHITTY WHEN EVAN'S BITCHASS SUGGESTS IT.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

UH HUH, SURE BUD

[b1tch3sluvme]

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT FEEL ODD TALKING TO ANOTHER ME

LIKE I DONT CARE, MORE MES THE BETTER, BUT ITS LIKE STARING INTO A MIRROR THAT HAS SOME DIFFERENCES

[b1tch3sluvme]

EHHHH, A LITTLE.

BUT THE MORE THE MERRIER OR SOME SHIT.