💀Evan💀

evan myers in the flesh

[zombevan]

Intro blog

Welcome brothers and sisters and everything in between, to my blog

i'm evan you already know. i love horror, monster, zombies, and music. super chill dude in general unless you piss me off. i'm also a shit speller so sorry.

Tags: #ev - just normal rants or some shit

#evan answers - answering asks

#shitty lyrics - posts about music

fuck it, here's some of my favorite bands/singers(?):

-Rob Zombie

-Ice Nine Kills

-Mindless Self Indulgence (i do not support the singers actions)

-Motionless in White

-Modern Baseball

-Slipknot

-KORN

-Limp Bizkit

ask me about more music and i'll gladly rant away.

DNI: basically if you're a shitty person, get the fuck away from this blog. so that's basically it. ask me anything you'd like.

other blogs: @wicked-sticky (Alex Koval) @onyourl3ft (host) @b1tch3sluvme (and Patrick. also loser fucking username bro.)

@tak3urm3ds (Michael)

And enjoy some songs too, fucknuts.

(and if you guys see someone typing like THIS, ignore it. he's starting to piss me off.)

[zombevan]

migth rip my hair out and take a chainsaw to my chest, but whatever.

amyway, here's some lyrics:

You need a new job (ha) Time to take them mic skills Back to the dentist and buy yourself a new grill (fuck you) You pumpkin pie, I'll jack off in your eye Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters But you just can't get away (get a-gay) Because it's doomsday, kid, it's doomsday

[zombevan]

GOOD NEWS

I THINK OUR EVAN HAS FINALLY GOTTEN OVER THE FEAR OF COMING IN FRONT WITH ME :D

let's fucking go. brother!

that's so fucking awesome

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

OKAY THE PICTURE WAS UNNECESSARY

[zombevan]

it's necessary, and sorry I was eating pizza thats why is responded to you laye

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

SHARING IS CARING

[zombevan]

i knda ate my sicleds alreasy, and I gotta save some for mom...buuut here'ssome resees

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

[zombevan]

why did I think that was doofy (from scary movie) but animated

[zombevan]

GOOD NEWS

I THINK OUR EVAN HAS FINALLY GOTTEN OVER THE FEAR OF COMING IN FRONT WITH ME :D

let's fucking go. brother!

that's so fucking awesome

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

OKAY THE PICTURE WAS UNNECESSARY

[zombevan]

it's necessary, and sorry I was eating pizza thats why is responded to you laye

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

SHARING IS CARING

[zombevan]

i knda ate my sicleds alreasy, and I gotta save some for mom...buuut here'ssome resees

[zombevan]

GOOD NEWS

I THINK OUR EVAN HAS FINALLY GOTTEN OVER THE FEAR OF COMING IN FRONT WITH ME :D

let's fucking go. brother!

that's so fucking awesome

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

OKAY THE PICTURE WAS UNNECESSARY

[zombevan]

it's necessary, and sorry I was eating pizza thats why is responded to you laye

[zombevan]

GOOD NEWS

I THINK OUR EVAN HAS FINALLY GOTTEN OVER THE FEAR OF COMING IN FRONT WITH ME :D

let's fucking go. brother!

that's so fucking awesome

[zombevan]

ayyy head pats :D

thank you

[zombevan]

ikinda fucking hate life.

[engravedsystem]

i drew a bunny and it looks so weird (first time by the way) and now i'm adding detail but it still looks so weird as HELL.

-ev

weird as hell bunny

me coded

[zombevan]

when i get the chnce i'll sedn you a picture :)

[zombevan]

caint wait to go to schoo and be treated like a child by my friends AND hear slightly transphobic things today!

[engravedsystem]

im going to fucking smash every mirror in this house i hate my body so much why cant i be slim and fit like what the hell why do i gotta be chubby i fucking hate it so much i look horrible

what if i starve myself again

would i be a pretty boy then

[zombevan]

hey, bud.

if you need to talk, i'll be more than glad to sit and listen to you rant about anything you need to.

also, dont starve yourself. if you need motivation to get up and do some work outs, i'm here for that as well. just don't be too hard on yourself dude. it takes baby steps

[zombevan]

not usually the one to talk politics a lot but i am so tired of fucking magats thinking "gen z" or "liberal pussys" get offended by every fucking thing.

no the fuck we don't.

you're the motherfuckers who get pissy when someone says "happy holidays" or "bud light is gross" or some shit. you even get offended when someone wants to live their own life and be their own person.

mind you, no transgender person is in your face screaming "YOU'RE WRONG FOR NOT BEING TRANS." and no non-binary person is screaming "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A GENDER!" in your face.

it's kinda hypocritical if you think about it really. magats and trump dick riders get mad at normal logical thinking people when they prove that their fucking dumbasses, but it's perfectly fine to harass children and other adults who don't abide by your fuck ass beliefs?

yeah, fuck you.

fuck this stupid ass government, fuck off ICE, fuck off neo-nazis, fuck off pedophiles, fuck off magats, fuck off trump dick riders.

genuinely makes me fucking sick to think about this.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

NOM NOM

-HABIT

YEAH OKAY APPARENTLY IM A CHEW TOY NOW INSTEAD OF BEING THE ONE TO MAKE PEOPLE CHEW TOYS.

GREAT

[onyourl3ft]

HAHA.

YEAH TAKE THAT, FUCKER.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

OH NO WHAT EVER WILL I DO

OUUUCCCHHHH😒

[b1tch3sluvme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

THAT WAS SARCASM JUST SO YOU KNOW

[b1tch3sluvme]

YEAH, I KNOW.

TOTALLY DID NOT MISS THAT QUE...

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

DO I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING…

[b1tch3sluvme]

NOT GOING TO DENY IT.

IT'S MY LAST BRAIN CELL.

THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKERY GOING ON.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

I MEANT THE "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE" THING BUT YEAH THAT TOO

AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT, THIS NEW GUYS JUST LURKING IN THE SHADOWS SCARING FOLKS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

[b1tch3sluvme]

WHAT THE FUCKING IS HAPPEING TO ME.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

DONT ASK ME I DONT KNOW

IMMA GO GET A HOT POCKET WHILE YOU FIGURE THAT OUT

[zombevan]

WAIT HOT POCKETS.

I'M TAKING YOURS

(i love hotpockets also pleaseake fun of habit, he's being a douche) -ev

[zombevan]

yo, what is the ukc up.

being in a group chat with a couple is not forhe weak

(forgive my spelling)

[engravedsystem]

hi i hope you're doing okay :)

-Michael Andersen

THANK YOU MIKEY, IM PEACHY

THIS TOTALLY ISNT HABIT…NOOOO

SEE IM NOT PURPLE!! HAHA

[zombevan]

my fucking eye just twitched.

(i'm thinking about ditching Evan's blog and making my own..)

[habitualwaste-deactivated202603]

YEAHHHH THAT WAS ME LMFAO UHH

SHIT DO WE KNOW YOU, OR AM I FUCKIN BLIND, MY MEMORY IS SHIT CURRENTLY

ANYWAYS EITHER WAY, HOWDY :D!! WELCOME WELCOME, MAKE YER OWN BLOG, ILL ANNOY THE FUCK OUTTA YA

[zombevan]

shit i should've added host's blog.

@irecommendacane

i haven't fronted in a while anyway, i'll get on that blog so you're welcome

[engravedsystem]

hi i hope you're doing okay :)

-Michael Andersen

THANK YOU MIKEY, IM PEACHY

THIS TOTALLY ISNT HABIT…NOOOO

SEE IM NOT PURPLE!! HAHA

[zombevan]

my fucking eye just twitched.

(i'm thinking about ditching Evan's blog and making my own..)

[zombevan]

ITS A SOLID 19 OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, AND I SAY THERES PLENTY TIME FOR ANOTHER HIKE. THING IS, IF I GO OUT NOW IM GONNA WANT TO STAY OUTSIDE UNTIL MIDNIGHT.

SCARING THE MASSES, YKNOW?

I MEAN CMON, HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE AN AXE WEILDING MANIAC IN THE WILD???

ZERO!! NADA!! THE MARKET IS RIGHT THERE TO CONQUER!!!

BUT AUUUHH OUUHHH EUUUHHHH THE BED BECKONS FOR AN EARLY RETREAT.

-RIBS

oops. anyway, yeah go back to your cave.