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charlesoberonn

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

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cutepetsuwu

How do i get this cat out of here

astrobro

You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.

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horseman-bojack

06.13 The Horny Unicorn

“They will see you as a rude dude saying all the things polite society is too limp-dicked to say. This is your way back in. This is how you get your love back.”

mocha-babocha

“How was your day?” “Good.” “Yeah?” “Yeah.My day was good.”

horseman-bojack

06.12 Xerox of a Xerox

“So to recap, you gave Sarah Lynn alcohol when she was a child. She then became an addict. (…) When she was intoxicated, you had sex with her, and when she was sober, you gave her the heroin that killed her. Then in an effort to cover for yourself, you waited to call the paramedics that might have saved her life. And you don’t think you have any power over women.”

journal-three

The View From Halfway Down

it’s all okay, it would be. were you not now halfway down.

sickchild

everybody shut the fuck up i don't want to see any posts that aren't about baby gromit

shitpostempire

bebopdingus

spanishseamstress

In loco parentis (emphasis on the “loco”)

Y’all, today I had to explain the online used-panty market to a student, and I will not lie, the look on her face was worth the entire decade I have spent in this job.