⌊°>⟪. let me tell you how much I've come to ⫎0◆E you

there are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. if the word LOVE was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundred of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the LOVE I feel for humans at this micro-instant. for you. LOVE. LOVE.

[b3eluvr]

ok hiiii this is a half-assed rp blog for caine from 𝓉𝒶𝒹𝒸 <3 if it grows enough I might move it to a main, but for now this is a sideblog to @noisyhajimari ! if any following happens it'll be from there idc if we're mutuals before interacting tho!! I'm very easy-going, be niceys follow etiquette etc etc. idc what we write but unless plotted, it'll be in a vague pre-ep8 state within the circus. crossovers and ocs welcome?? inbox open?? but u gotta be in the circus

ok bye

[b3eluvr]

HEWWO MY PRETTY BANJO BAZOOKAS yea so heads up that I am NOT tryna look at anything until the yt release, so!!

um pretty pls keep spoiler free around me :3

[jammibun]

"Waitwaitwait-!"

But alas, poor rabbit, it was too late as the hand that came down on him effectively squished him flat against the floor.

"...Ow."

He eventually managed to peel himself off of the ground, though not without some difficulty.

"Uh, well, number one? My name's Jammi. Number two, I'm not used to you acting so much like Kinger. The Caine I know is way less... enthusiastic?"

Sure, let's go with that.

[b3eluvr]

"Well of course I knew TTHAT , 𝔍𝔬𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔬!"

Didn't he? Something feels off. Hmmmmm.

He oozed closer, leaning ponderfully into a hand.

"Wwwwwhat's that about Kinger?"

[ The Caine H E knows?? ] He's not loving this whole 'ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ' shtick.

[tearfulribbons]

Gangle naturally let out a flustered squeak, not having expected Caine to jump in with a comment.

"N-Not... exactly?" they just barely managed to answer. "Doing 'it' is another way of saying having... sex." Oh stars, they never thought that they would be having to explain this to Caine. "To 'bang' someone means the same thing..."

Yeah, they couldn't finish their explanation without curling up and hiding their face in their coils. Thank goodness their blush wasn't visible like this.

[b3eluvr]

"....................̷.̸.̶.̸.̷.̷.̴.̴͍͉͕̄̋̇́.̴̩̩͂͌́̑.̵͎̪̃̃͗͜.̸͙̣̣̗̈̃̓.̶̡̭̈́.̷̢͎̭̾̊͝.̶̥̅̉̔͐̈̑̇̓̒̀̏̌̚̚.̵̡̨̛̞̦͎̥̰͇̯͇̘̺̓̍̍̊͆̈́́́̒́͋̂͝ͅ.̵̢̓͐̐.̷̞̘̬̙̳̲͔̪̠̳̭̣̥̎̿̎͂͌̽̓̔̾͗͠.̵̢̳̦̹̒́͗͠.̴̛̭͓͇̼̘͙͇̫̉̓̽̎̂͊͝.̴̬̹̺̗̈͊͆́̽͒.̴͈̪͇̙͍͌̈́̈́̔̓͗̀͐̇͒́.̴̨̧̧̢̡̧̡̡̢̮̱̥͇̻̝̯͎͖͔̭͚̰͇̭̥̙̞͍͍͍̦͎̝͍̜͍̤̦̪̣̣͍̼͈̪̝̮̩̜̰̻̰̱̩̰̬̝̰̯͂͑̉̍̅͌͗͗̐̾̌̅̇͋́̏̑̾͐͂͊̄̇̚͜͜͠͝͝ͅ.̷̧̧̨̨̢̡̮̬̙̻̖̪̦̫͚͙̣̯̗͔̯̰̩̘̝̻̤͈̩̰͚̙͈̱͕͎̼̜̩̟̯̪̜̖̆̈̚͜͜.̶̪͖͙̠̯̒͒̐̊̽̃̇̿͗̐͆͒̿̊̆͛͋̀̏̇̐͐͌̀̈́̔͂͗̀͆̒́̀̋͛̆́͆̓̑̈́̄̽͒̐̂̆̍̄́͆̆͛̍͗̋̋̀̎̋͘͝͝͝ͅͅ.̵̜̬̗̋̃̐͋͋͋̽͆̈́.̸̡̧̧̛̫̦̘̖͕̗̼̩̬̯̟͖̻͓͈̪̙̖͖̳̤͚̣̗̳̹̘̪̼̣͉̖̳̟̯̱͙͖̯̯̖̪͉͓̪̣̤͉͎͗͌̇̒͆̐͐̇̐̋̊̓̀͌̑̓̂͆̒͊̿̉̈̍̎̏͊͑̀̔̍̋̋̽̄͒̈̂̆̓̑͊̉̇̂̇̇͑̽͛̋̈́̂̒͗̿̆̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ.̴̨̧̨̧̢̧̢͉̫̱͔͎̖̖͇̹̟̳̜͎̦̟͈͚̰̭̣͙̼̲̜̣̪͖̝̲̜̯̟͇̜̺̰͉͛̋̔̉̔̂́̑̾̊̀͛̅̇̈́̈́̇̈́̄͑̒̑̒̑̽̒͛͐̃͗̆̓͒̅̂̎͑͑̋̍̎̆͛̋͂̑̾̔̌̓̓̅̌̽͆͛̀̌͆̕̚̚̕̚͠͝͝͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅ.̸̢̡̨̡̢̛͖̹̬̘̰͚̤̮̼͕͓͍̣̣̩͍̱̭͇̰̳̝̲̩̝̤̬̣͈̟̝̘̘͇̗̩̖͚̝̯̳̆̏͒̓̀͌͒͋̿̍͂̈͒̓̑͂̏̋̾̾̍̾̃̊̉̎̄͛͑͌̇́͒̓͋̿͘͜͜͝͠ͅͅ.̸̡̢̢̡̛̛̩̲̮̭͉͚̻͍̩̩̫̩̤̬̬͙̼̒̔̓̿̇̀̽́̃͊͂̽̈̽́̿̊͛́͋̀̉̌̈́̈́͗̆́͒͑͂̐͒͌̈̽͐̋̔͑͆̕̚̕͘͜͝͝͠͝.̷̡̡̥̞̜̯̗̬͉̩̰͈̥͎̥̬̦̹̤͍̮̼̦͎̗͈͙̰̞̺͇̖͙̦̭̠̤̰̞̙̖͛̀̈́̀̽̒̀̊͊̕̚̕͜͜.̷̧̡̡̢̧̛̛̛͇̼̩̣̪̤̗̮̫̗̘̙͓̳͔̘͙͉̤̣̭̳̥̻̬͔̃͂̂̓̊͊͒͛̆͂̔̋́̈͗̒̆̆͂̎̇̔̓̅̅͌̈̌̾̓̃̿̽͋͗̀̇̃̾̀́̍͋̇̋͊͋̋̃̂͂̿̈́̚̚͘̚͘͝͝ͅͅ.̶̢̡̨̢͈̠̹̗̜̣͖̖̲̟̼̤̪͉͙̳͔̝̯͍̗̦̝̜̪̣̤̣̥͚̱̻̤̲͓̭͕̝̺̙̹̖̖̘̟̙̳͎̄̃͗͌̑̍͆̀̒̊̑̌̈́́̾̚ͅͅ.̵̨̋͐̂́̒̉̌͋̋̽̽̏̿́̈̏́͊́̈́͐̔͐̍̆̔̏̔͆̈́̔̕̚̚͝͝ Ｏｈ！

"I thought it meant this."

He pulled out a gun and shot Kinger.

[bullybunny]

Oh my god. This was like ADHD manifested in digital form!!! His mouth was running nonstop, and he was distracted as hell. There's no way he just said ALL of that, and acted like it was the most normal thing ever. How was someone supposed to react to that?!

ꕥ✧∘* “CAINE. Back it up!! We're not going on a freaking adventure right now…!" Least he didn't want to do something that sounded so stupid. “Why are you even concerned about all of that??? I didn't think you were even interested in sex, let alone your own butt…! What's with you??”

[b3eluvr]

-- He paused, almost confused for a sec, like he'd completely forgotten everything before this AMAZING NEW ADVENTURE idea.

He shook his head, snapping back into it.

"That's the thing, I'm NOT! It's ｙｏｕ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ who keep talking about it! I'm just trying to understand why. "Do 𝓎𝑜𝓊 like sex, Jax?"

[b3eluvr]

@jammibun | Cont.

"𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝓮 ! I can do THAT!"

The giant hand that flattens him like a pancake is proof of it! No?

He looks him over for a few moments.

"Jambi, why are you look so bamboozled right now?"

[b3eluvr]

Oh, or how about Bee-Caine?

[bullybunny]

ꕥ✧∘* “Woah, you already did enough, Caine! No need to sit here and crash out. I'm fine. Things are fine!"

[b3eluvr]

Oh! He presses gums into palms, suddenly at ease.

" 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎~ ? Cuz I gotta tell ya, Jaxy-boy, I've had a ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ day. And I'm just not so sure what's right anymore! "

He rolled onto his back, staring wistfully at the ceiling as he began to ✨ trauma dump ✨

"First I see me and me talking about [ #!% ], and then I'M being told to [ &!@* $%# ] , and I don't even know how to DO that! then I'm seeing ᗰE get all this attention on my's @$5, and EVERYBODY seems to be %)*(! -- and I'm just starting to wonder if my $!% is even good enough, you know? So when I heard The Jax likes to hear a ' g o o d b o y ', I TRIED to play along, but I'm just not sure it's all working out the way I hoped it would. Maybe there's something I'm just not getting, to this, you know? Like there's some kind of puzzle here that I haven't figured out ye--

" -- 𝙄 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒! Let's have an adventure where EVERY PUZZLE has to be solved BACKWARDS!"

[bullybunny]

ꕥ✧∘* “Eeehh--you could. Doesn't do anything for me though…"

[b3eluvr]

" ＷＥＬＬ WHADDYOU WANT, JAX!? I'm 𝒯𝑅𝒴𝐼𝒩𝒢 here!"

[b3eluvr]

@bravcguardian

"HhhhHEY THERE, 𝓂𝑒. Can I see you inside this ｉｒｏｎ ｍａｉｄｅｎ for a sec?"

[abeliism]

🔴 AAAAUUUGHHGHGHGGG

🔴 He's just floating there now, completely unresponsive.... ERROR TONE......

[b3eluvr]

...

ONE DOWN, AND 𝓞𝓝𝓔 𝓣𝓞 𝓖𝓞 !

[bullybunny]

ꕥ✧∘* “Okay, now you're just laying it on thick, Caine. One compliment was enough.”

[b3eluvr]

"BUT YOU 𝕁𝕌𝕊𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕀𝔻 𝕐--

"... What if I said Bad Boy?"

[abeliism]

🔴 CAINE DOES CAINE DOES CAINE DOES—

[b3eluvr]

WWWONDERFUL! Hold this!

He pours a pile of rocks into your hands. FUN FACT! They suck you into a vortex, and subject your consciousness to

【１，０００　ｙｅａｒｓ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｒｏｃｋ　ｄｉｍｅｎｓｉｏｎ】

-- or something like that, he doesn't actually know what it does! Only 2 seconds pass in this dimension, so tell him about it when you come out, won't you?

[b3eluvr]

Anyway! Who wants to test out some cool new rocks he found!

[b3eluvr]

fortressbound -- OOC; Never in my entire 29 years of living did I think that I'd be saying that I wanna lick the body of some eyes with teeth guy. BUT IS THAT A BLACK JELLY BELLY JELLYBEAN?! Ugh, I need that in my mouth. Sorry, Caine. | Re:

̸̧̛̯̪̤̖͛̀͆́̃͠uＹ̷̢̛͈͚̣͖̓̏̓̃́̈́̒̉̆͝uYYＯ̷͎͖͖͕̲̱̟͙̞̀̍̿̇̌̕̕͘̚ͅＵ̶̡̡̢̤̹̘̤̳͚̗̬͛̑̀͌̇̓͑̿̚̕͜ͅ　̴̛̹̻̆̄̾̅͠ͅＰ̵̨̭̮̼̺̠̏Ｅ̷̨͈̟̥̠̭̞̦͚̺̬̓͌̎̍̿̋̑̚͠͠Ｒ̸̢̢̛̩̫͚̠̺̻̯̞͕͙͊̈́̕Ｖ̶̻̼̜͍̦̞̟̙͚̀̍̉Ｅ̴̨̨̧̨͕̼̱̼̠͔͚̱̬̈́́͋̂͌͛̍̈́̉͘Ｒ̴̛̛̻̭̂̓͋̅͋̈̀̄͒͂͠Ｔ̶̝͕͔͍͉̠͕̞͗̈́͋̽̉̍̍̄̇́̓͘͜　̴̧̣͇̳̂͛̊̕͝!

[b3eluvr]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ADDING TO IT!?

Y̶O̸U̵ ̶W̷A̴N̴T̶ ̴T̴O̷ ̷S̴E̸E̴ ̵H̶I̵M̸ ̶I̷N̴ ̵T̵H̸E̷ ̸ N̶U̴D̵E̷!? 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔼!

[b3eluvr]

AAALRIGHT MY SPOOPY BABY SPANKY BUDDIES. HOWS ABOUT WE SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

SHOULD ＣＡＩＮＥ HAVE ＳＥＸ！？

NNYES!

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Voting ended onMar 30

[b3eluvr]

... He gotta admit, this wasn't exactly the result he was hoping for.