WELCOME TO DICE THEORY

ONLY DM ME IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION ON A MAN NAMED MIKE! AND ESPECIALLY DONT DM ME IF YOU AND YOUR STUPID MULTICOLORED GLASSES ARE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO TALK TO YOUR EX-CRT I SEE YOU, DONT EVEN TRY TO ACT TOUGH!

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

AYE!!!

This is BATTAT speaking (NOT MIKE (SEROUSLY IM NOT (WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT YOU WEIRDO)))

I'm here for YOUR own amusement because we... need more advertisement...

It's PERSONAL, you wouldn't GET IT! SO DONT ASK!

But send asks, and I suppose I'll answer them if they aren't stupid.

And WATCH TV TIME! DO IT! YOU BETTER WATCH IT, IM NOT HERE FOR NOTHING!

TV Time comes straight from your house but if you dont WATCH IT I'll come straight outta your SCREEN AND—

[TV Time Co has redacted the rest of this post for your safety!]

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[d0ct0r-tyl3nol]

@aftertripp on tiktok

My friend sent me this today @nikes-corner because we fell on the topic during a call

The original video was taken down in front of his eyes so he couldn't comment or anything but he was able to save it.

Its old news but it is STILL IMPORTANT.

I really don't wanna bait people into reblogging or something but if you really give a damn about the worlds education on topics they DESERVE to know, spread the word around.

Download the video, share this post with friends or family, bring this to different platforms like instagram or god forbid Twitter. Maybe repost it on tiktok or something.

Do this man and this poor woman justice the way that you can.

[scaryselfship]

imagine if your f/o was green LMAOOOOOOOO

[qu4rtz1te]

@diizzy-puddingzz

[diizzy-puddingzz]

YEAH SO WHAT IF I LIKE KISSING GREEN PEOPLE. IM NORMAL ABOUT IT

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

Yeah pal? You sure?

[diizzy-puddingzz]

A. YEAH IM SURE AND NORMALS FOREVER AND EVER. YUUURRRPPP

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

OKAY IF YOU SAY SO PAL.

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AND DONT TELL ME IF YOU FOUND ANY OR NOT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT AFTER I ALREADY ANSWERED YOUR ASK.

[evilfuckingdirtpile]

you are so so lucky most cats cant read

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

.......

MOST?

[evilfuckingdirtpile]

cant pluey read..?

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

Pluey cant SPEAK, the only thing they give time to read is sheet music.

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

AND DONT TELL ME IF YOU FOUND ANY OR NOT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT AFTER I ALREADY ANSWERED YOUR ASK.

[evilfuckingdirtpile]

you are so so lucky most cats cant read

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

.......

MOST?

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

YOUR CALLS FOR HELP ARE USELESS

*poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*

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AGGGGGGKKFKFHHFHFHHSHAHSHHFHFHGJGHFHGBGNGNGNGJGJF

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

NEVER SHORTIE MWAHAHHAHAHA

*poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*

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FUCK AH ACK AGEHHG HELLP HELLLLLP PLUEY RUBBABRAINS EVEN TENNA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD GET THIS POKING MANIAC OUTTA MY SIGHTS!

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

TRY IT YOU WON'T

*poke poke poke poke poke*

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[ * Battat starts batting at you like a cat. But since he has such short arms he is useless. ]

STOP THAT!

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

AND DONT TELL ME IF YOU FOUND ANY OR NOT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT AFTER I ALREADY ANSWERED YOUR ASK.

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

battat... battat check the mike room for protein... please trust me on this okay its very important

WHADDYA MEAN PROTEIN!? PLUEY needs their protein I aint GETTIN RID OF IT FOR YER STUPID THEORIES!

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

*poke poke poke poke*

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STOP POKIN ME PAL! YOU OUGHTA POKE ELSEWHERE OR ILL POKE YER EYE OUT!

[scaryselfship]

imagine if your f/o was green LMAOOOOOOOO

[qu4rtz1te]

@diizzy-puddingzz

[diizzy-puddingzz]

YEAH SO WHAT IF I LIKE KISSING GREEN PEOPLE. IM NORMAL ABOUT IT

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

Yeah pal? You sure?

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

hiiiiii funny hexahedron man hows it goingg

Hexahedron? Buddy I think yer confused and its still pride month.

Its goin fine! In fact, its NONE OF YA BUSINESS! INFACT!

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

I don't watch TV time

YOU DONT WATCH TV TIME!? WHY ARE YA EVEN HERE PAL!?

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

I had a dream where we went on a yaoi roadtrip

WHAT THE HECK IS EVEN THAT?

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

*pokes your dead body with a stick.*

AYE STOP TOUCHIN ME.

[b4t-tat-tvtime]

So... you just stay green.

You don't ever go red, this isn't, like, a seasonal thing... or anything...

Thats kinda concerning, greenie.

I knew you were weird but I thought that the WORST was temporary...

ew.

WH!?

whats THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? EW?

WELL I GOT ONE THING FOR YA PAL, IM EMOTIONALLY SUPRESSED AND RUNNIN OFF OF 6 CUPS OF COFFEE SO I WILL HAPPILY USE YOU AS AN OUTLET OF MY ANG—

[ * Battat fell over and fell asleep. ]