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I’m just a simple dumb bitch

[bayesic-bitch]

The placebo effect isn't real. Sugar pills actually just cure everything that could possibly be wrong with you.

[toastbutteregg]

[nyasarin]

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[toskarin]

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

[yaoist]

-- Joseph Smith

[enki2]

[certified-sleepy-behavior]

welp, somehow im glad im not the only one

[reactionimagesdaily]

[puppydoggraham]

Ah so that explains season one of Hannibal

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[tits-n-trix]

[2012earthnoises]

Tshirt idea I had

[girlnephew]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

being on the internet

[bayesic-bitch]

The placebo effect isn't real. Sugar pills actually just cure everything that could possibly be wrong with you.

[papasmoke]

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

[papasmoke]

[liberalsarecool]

White America can not tolerate black humanity on any level. Then, when you remind them, white America claim they are victim of racism.

[liberalsarecool]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dried mango is so good it’s like a drug or something what do they put in there

[brain-deadx0]

Mangos I think

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wild if true

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[kaibacorpintern]

how about kaiba + weed lol

[louisegluckpdf]

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay