ewe lamb

welcome to my sheep themed blog

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

[little-klng]

A reminder to be EXTREMELY wary of ANY photos of wild animals in seemingly domesticated spaces with free contact to humans and other animals.

Even if they were "rescued" from a fur farm/factory/contact zoo/hunting trap and "cant be released into the wild"

Even if they're "tamed"

Even if the place they come from has legal ownership (Eastern Europe/Asia/Middle East)

Even if they're "pampered" and "well cared for"

Even if its cute

Even if its popular on Tiktok/Instagram

Even if its small/"harmless"

Even if the owner is utterly clueless to the danger

Even if the animal has "never had any problems before"

You are not able to meet every single need a wild animal has in a domesticated household. You cannot meet their dietary needs, you cannot meet their exercise needs, you cannot train out their behavior, you cannot tame down their instincts. Don't share these pictures or follow these accounts, their "owners" are only keeping these animals for internet fame.

Wild animals are not pets.

[is-the-primate-vid-cute]

Wild animals are not pets

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[saetoru]

tag urself i’m 5’2

[anothersliceofcheesecake]

[bou48]

I can’t believe I’ve found this video again. I never thought I would see the day

[miracle-falcon]

I am in AWE of the confidence on display here.

[voyeurhour]

listen, bc i am seeing this in non-robo circles now, you all have to understand the sheer confidence mangalho had here. Rung is an original transformer character written by James Roberts aka the guy who replied with “what?”. He’s also been called his self-insert. so you know, imagine you tweeting abt wanting to snort someone’s pussy dust, and the creator of that character wants to know what the fuck is up with you. and instead of going oops sorry! you stare back into his eyes and tell him to read

[dankmemeuniversity]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

psychically smacking my new hire with a spoon like "no, don't work off the clock" "yes, we give you breaks" "no, we aren't nice for doing this, it's literally the law" it feels like I've adopted a shelter cat

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nyxinparadise]

*A Paper Plane Flying Peacefully*

The bird:

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

The funniest person in this entire post

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[ewaneneollav]

[wolchefant]

this is what it feels like to be insane

[teathattast]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

i hate beauty influencers i hate foundation i hate tattooed eyeliner i hate perfectly plucked eyebrows i hate botox i hate tiktok i hate anti wrinkle cream i hate 20 step skincare routines i hate straighteners i hate shaving i hate the diet industry i hate high heels i hate bras