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capricornluna-deactivated201810

this blog hates donald trump

lokaror

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

orcposts

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

lokaror

*loads back to before you noticed*

fatherofthebride

montage of a spectacled owl meeting my barn owl shawl at the ren faire today

shamebats

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

abigailunderthemoon

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

moss-wizard

emilyelizabethfowl

ex0skeletal-undead

Golden Teacher by Skot323

fitrahgolden

ooppo

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

the-infinite-casmos

ooppo

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

ooppo

Ohhhh yeah

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

lab-practicum

your-neighbourhood-antisocial

rave-lord-nito

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."