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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore

There was really no winning that one

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

almondmilkbitch

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

wheeloffortune-design

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

deus-ex-aquila

all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:

step 1

step 2

step 3

varangianviper

wheeloffortune-design

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

xthehatchick

holy shit

finnslay

This is the only correct way

transarsonist

[Patchnotes]

swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory

larval-tear

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

bbyhog

bro. take shelter in my arms

lorillee

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

wizardjpeg

mostly i do god knows what

notbecauseofvictories

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

petefoxshend-deactivated2018062

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

greyramblings

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

trans-ouroboros

“The elites?” Are we talking about the systemic nature of global capitalism that concentrates wealth in the hands an ever shrinking oligarchy who use their wealth and influence to influence political affairs and make themselves unaccountable to laws? Or are we talking about [INSERT ETHNIC/RELIGIOUS/RACIAL MINORITY HERE] that you hate and think secretly rules the world?