they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one

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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY
that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.
all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:
step 1
step 2
step 3
This is true bi/ace solidarity.
holy shit
This is the only correct way
[Patchnotes]
swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory
dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe
bro. take shelter in my arms
big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back
mostly i do god knows what
"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.
“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay
“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?
“The elites?” Are we talking about the systemic nature of global capitalism that concentrates wealth in the hands an ever shrinking oligarchy who use their wealth and influence to influence political affairs and make themselves unaccountable to laws? Or are we talking about [INSERT ETHNIC/RELIGIOUS/RACIAL MINORITY HERE] that you hate and think secretly rules the world?
no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!
you have a headache because you have powers
I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch
the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us