[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[partonnews]

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]

[mp3juice]

[hotwhiteguy]

Promoted

[fuckyeahfunnythings-blog]

[badicarus-deactivated20200410]

people really came for hozier for his four year hiatus as if they have clocks in the woods

[badicarus-deactivated20200410]

me, rattling spoons in the wilderness: hozier come on it’s been four years

hozier, materializing from a tree: it what

[literalesbian]

wow i can’t believe im a lesbian like… i really did that… good for me

[spermjacker]

[horrifying]

[friskygrandma-deactivated202009]

ryan murphy: sarah… i have this new role for you … shes a woman whos a little hard done by and she gets through the days by… get this… smoking and crying. do you think youre up for it?

sarah paulson:

[ladiescaps]

[thexfiles]

a literal child: why is the sky blue?

some of yall: this filthy demon is demanding #emotional #labor of me. google is free. god i hate kids they’re so stupid

[ngalitzine]

The X-Files premiered 25 years ago today on September 10th, 1993 to an audience of 12.0 million viewers. 

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

lesbian movie checklist:

-no plot

- attractive thin women

-no butches

-nude scenes

-prolonged sex scene

-girl cheats on boyfriend/husband

-prolonged sex scene

-random ass fight scene

-sex

-pornified kissing

- tragic ending

[aruinedcherry]

Hey dude, have you ever seen Below Her Mouth?

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

don’t remind me

[fakethistoyourgrave-blog]

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

[hahlsey-blog]

do u mean excited

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is scientific evidence that porn makes you stupider

[neoyorzapoteca]

H.D., from “Eurydice”

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

female characters are never allowed to be comic relief or absolute idiots without being sexualised or treated as weak and pathetic. we need more funny women who are stupid as fuck and EMBRACE that. ladies who dont have two braincells to rub together. some absolutely buffoonish girls. its 2018 cmon