full homo

hannah. 22. ca/nola. she/her/hers Twitter:@babeofwrath Instagram:@ragingfeminist

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[replicated-archive]

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

[replicated-archive]

That’s why Californians are like that

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

A Known Vampire: Hey, come follow me up into the woods.

Me: I dunno *glances at my class schedule*

Me:

Me: Y'know what fuck it

[multighoul]

good evening vampires lets get this blood

[awina-deactivated20200416]

[ranma-official]

skate and die, dude

you die and then you skate

[husband]

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[ostolero]

[thotinshield]

job interviewer: what would you describe as your biggest weakness?

me: oh fake relationship au for sure

[astrodickology]

Not to sound like an aquarius but like…friendship is literally so important, friends are a relationship like any other and its so annoying that people treat friends like they are less then or second tier…like…your suppose to love your friends like a lover and build each other up like lovers. Yall really out here having wack ass friends and treating your friends like shit

[unclefather]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Caaaaaars via Shitty_Car_Mods

[good-car-mods-daily]

the power emminating from this is beyond anything you can possibly comprehend, coward

[coralnatura]

We in

[donnasweettttttttt]

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy

[memedrunk]

i said let’s have some fun this beat is sick

[rslashrats]