Jack of All Trades

Babet, Dental Artist, Member of the Academies, makes physical experiments on metals and metalloids, extracts teeth, undertakes stumps abandoned by his brother practitioners. Price: one tooth, one franc, fifty centimes; two teeth, two francs; three teeth two francs, fifty. Take advantage of this opportunity.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

a DIY orthodontist named “brace yourself”

[babetsuggestions]

Raise from the dead to celebrate Easter. 🐰

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[babetsuggestions]

Ah, Halloween. The one night of the year when a police inspector will believe you when you tell him the blood you’re covered in is fake.

[babetsuggestions]

babet are you dressing up as dentist barbie for halloween?

Why would I wear the same costume two years in a row?

[babetsuggestions]

Terrorise the city with a machete and a hockey mask to celebrate Friday the 13th.

[babetsuggestions]

did any of PM ever meet your wife?

No. They don’t even know her name.

[parnasse-suggestions]

Who's nicer? Gueulemer or Babet?

...I don't know

[babetsuggestions]

Say it’s me or I’ll cut you into a thousand pieces. (:

[parnasse-suggestions]

You saying that is exactly why I don't have an answer to that question-

[babetsuggestions]

The fact that I just said that and you’re still having trouble deciding if Gueul is nicer than me...

[parnasse-suggestions]

Gueul is really mad at me right now, okay?

And I still haven't figured out if the anon means nicer to me or nicer in general. Because that changes things.

[babetsuggestions]

Oh, he’s definitely nicer in general. Less stabby.

[parnasse-suggestions]

Who's nicer? Gueulemer or Babet?

...I don't know

[babetsuggestions]

Say it’s me or I’ll cut you into a thousand pieces. (:

[parnasse-suggestions]

You saying that is exactly why I don't have an answer to that question-

[babetsuggestions]

The fact that I just said that and you’re still having trouble deciding if Gueul is nicer than me...

[mamsellemisssuggestions]

You're married?

I don't like to think about it. But yes.

[babetsuggestions]

Mood.

[parnasse-suggestions]

Who's nicer? Gueulemer or Babet?

...I don't know

[babetsuggestions]

Say it’s me or I’ll cut you into a thousand pieces. (:

[babetsuggestions]

Hello, Babet. How are you doing on this fine day?

Very well, thank you! I’m covered in blood, and that’s always a sign of a good day.

[babetsuggestions]

For science: does sous smile?

Yes, he’s not a robot. No one can resist my dad jokes.

[babetsuggestions]

You’ve never let me murder Sous, and there’s definitely been times when /he/ deserved it. ~Gueul

You know he’s never deserved worse than a bit of stabbing.

[babetsuggestions]

idk which is worst. murder. ghosting your friends. murder. ghosting your friends

Just don’t murder your friends.

[parnasse-suggestions]

that's kinda shitty tbh

I'm well aware of that-

[babetsuggestions]

“That’s kinda shitty.”

He murders people.

[babetsuggestions]

Sooo the teeth prices. Do we get more money if you’re not the one who extracts them? Let’s say (hypothetically of course) someone punches another persons teeth out?

You might actually get less. They’re more likely to be damaged if they’ve been punched out.