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[fithoneys]

[bernardberniebern]

That’s amazing!

[sobeitjayt]

I aint really been talkin to nobody like that

[swagintherain]

Not according to mainstream media. Apparently flooding is only in Houston Texas!

[nerdeas]

SHOOK

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

[cellularheaven]

anyway if you support ANYTHING related to white nationalism/supremacy/nazism/racism please unfollow and block me. this is space is not welcome to you. in fact, no spaces should be welcome to you. 

[screamqueen13]

I know no ones perfect but honestly I swear there’s nothing people can fault her on. She really is the most amazing role model anyone could need or want.

[sm0ke-her-0ut]

Get you a girl that actually gives a shit

[blonded004]

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

[gucciluxe-deactivated20171106]

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

[septictankie]

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[antifainternational]

[ithelpstodream]

nake no mistake, these monuments are not war memorials set up after sherman went home. these monuments were largely erected in response to the civil rights movement.

[wilwheaton]

It isn’t complicated.

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresident]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[bullletproof-love]

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore