not dirty flirty, just hurty flirty

rita, she/her, late 20s well you can’t have a hole running through you all the time courtney  twitter: @jasminegalx ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

[roycohn]

showing this post to murray and shaking my head disapprovingly so he doesn’t get any big ideas

[heystephen]

is anyone else getting increasingly disturbed by the memeification of Everything and how badly the online community at large needs to make everything into a joke or a punchline

[heystephen]

call me too woke but i don’t think calling popstars you just don’t like ‘spiritually Israeli’ and joking about how you hope your favorite anime character isn’t in the epstein files is funny. i think it’s really moronic and devoid of empathy towards genocide victims who’ve lost their homes, loved ones and potentially their own lives, and children being subjected to the most depraved sexual abuse imaginable

[crittaslink]

[hiding my old man bite from the rest of the group] o-of course I'm fine! let's just keep going. the survivor's camp is right ahead and [spots someone I know] heh. I guess they let ANYONE in here!

[fluoresensitives]

Young Hoes Cook Everything on High: Effectivity, Speed, and The Value of Women's Time Outside of the Domestic Sphere

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[un-monstre]

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

[un-monstre]

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

[jimmythejiver]

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

[cheasewedge]

Bothersome creature

[despazito]

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

[ceruleanheaven]

ironically some of the most jobless people youll meet will be your coworkers

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

[misterandry]

Does it ever get less scary to be planning a future that hinges on someone not changing their mind about you lol

[djbodyhorror]

in the club asking bad bitches if they think I'm a bad person

[janicesopranos]

Makeup by DAVID CRAIG FOREST, JANE AULL and JOHN BLAKE Hair by MARIE-ANGE RIPKA, LYSSA WITTLIN and JULIE WOODS Costumes by ELLEN MIROJNICK

SHOWGIRLS (1995) dir. Paul Verhoeven

[jvlianbashir]

i keep seeing think pieces about why later millennials and gen z aren't drinking as much as previous generations and i definitely think there are a bunch of nuanced, overlapping reasons for why that is. but one that i don't see explored often enough in these articles/threads is that at a lot of places, a simple cocktail will cost darn near as much as an entree

[zzzilan]

[15-lizards]

The Pitt doing some subtle worldbuilding to imply that Whitaker lives with a lesbian now bc he no longer has that fuck ass little Amish farmboy haircut. This is the almost-mullet of a man who gets dragged to gay bars against his will

[15-lizards]

ISA FUCKING POSTED IT ON HER STORY ARE WE DEADASS RN WHATTTTTYT

[officialcrow]

the white girl on your dash with bad bangs and “male tears” mugs that posts “kill all men” glittertext gifs is dating this guy irl

[bibliographic-cat-deactivated20]

i will never ever ever get over this post. i found a screenshot of it on my phone like 5 days ago and lost my shit all over again. it’s just too real