swing and a miss

Independent, open-fandom OC blog m!a: none chibi courtesy sophia!!

[helpmedoctordick]

It appears I’ve made one of my friends angry! He’ll get over it, I’m sure. You love Nico, right? ]]

[babybatter]

I WILL NEVER TRUST U AGAIN]]

[pintsizedpyro]

Get goin’! I’ll talk to you later, ‘kay, shortstuff?

[babybatter]

Whatever you say, spazz. Gimme like an hour.

[pintsizedpyro]

But Charley, candy is something to be shared.

I suppose I’ll spare you a lick, then. Whatcha get me?

[babybatter]

Maybe I could unpack and get my shit sorted, and then I'll let ya know.

[pintsizedpyro]

Trouble? What trouble?

Hey, you wanna lollipop?

[babybatter]

Ya know I ain't fond of sweets.

Luckily I'm one, within respawn distance, and two, did in fact bring you something. You little psycho.

[pintsizedpyro]

That doesn’t matter! You’re back and I missed you, short stuff!

You better have brought me stuff.

[babybatter]

How much trouble would I be in if I said I didn't have anything?

[babybatter]

MOSS MUST BE STOPPED

[pintsizedpyro]

You’re back, you gay fuck!

[babybatter]

JESUS Christ, where the fuck did you come from?

[blackmoods]

my tumblr account by the numbers:

[babybatter]

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[babybatter]

medical-malice replied to your post

[luminous orbs of pale crystal aubergine hue glimmer and glint in the light— warm, like crackling embers on an autumnal evening.— ahaha kill me now]]

[babybatter]

[babybatter]

oooh those two things that are against the adage are very interesting!!! they make valid points. so i suppose a guide on show vs tell and how to balance the two would be more helpful....

[babybatter]

I know I'm guilty of telling sometimes and I get so annoyed at myself when I realize it or don't notice until much later like why the hell did I do that???? Goddamn. Like I'll combine showing and telling by describing the physical tic and pegging on the emotion "He bit at his nails anxiously" likE WHY

WHY DO I DO THAT NO STOP IT IS UNNECESSARY AND MUST BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY 

[babybatter]

medicsassistant replied to your post:after giving Py a few bullet points and shitty...

((if u need other links/articles talking about ‘show don’t tell’ then—> http://medicsassistant.tumblr.com/tagged/show-don%27t-tell

oh my god you have a tag for literally that exact thing that is perfect i was gonna be a lazy shit and not link elsewhere, but i'll read those over before outlining what i want to do so as to limit redundancies 

[babybatter]

after giving Py a few bullet points and shitty doodles for her RP fighting guide I am seriously considering writing my own guide on emotions, because i cannot tell you how sick i am of being told, not shown.

[tonyandhisbots-archive]

[ienvinyatartaureo-deactivated20]

1. Thou Shalt Not Assume Background Knowledge of Characters

2. Thou Shalt Not God Mode or Power Play

3. Thou Shalt Communicate With Thine Partners

4. Thou Shalt Not Commit Murder (Of Partner’s Characters Unless Discussed)

5. Thou Shalt Not Send Anonymous Hate

Simple rules to live by in the roleplaying world. If you have more then feel free to add. This is essentially a public service announcement of some simple roleplaying rules to ensure everyone has a good time. I understand that this is really just playing, but that doesn’t mean you can be a dick or you can go without playing well.

6. Thou shalt not force ships upon another mun or character

7. Thou shalt tag thy smut

[starchxser-archive]

8. Thou Shalt Read, Respect and Follow The Rules of Thine RP Partner

9. Thou Shalt Not Reblog a Thread Thou art Not Involved in

10. Thou Shalt Not Shame Thy Fellow RPer for Their Preferences

[mindwalker-elsbeth]

11. Thou shalt do thy Research, lest thou inviteth the Unholy Forces of Derision.

12. Thou art encouraged to fix the Spelling and Grammar of thy partner’s reply as long as it doth not disturb their Message.

13. Thou shalt not confuse the Character’s actions and opinions with those of the Writer’s.

14. Thou shalt Warn thy Partner before inflicting unexpected changes like plot twists or violence.

[medicsassistant]

15. Thou shalt tag gore and violence—especially in photos or gifs.

16. Thou shalt not use a mental illness to make thy character “quirky.”

17. Thou shalt not make thy character’s entire personality around only their mental illness(es). 

18. Thou shalt understand and heavily research a mental illness before playing it out with thy character in order to avoid offensive and false stereotypes. 

[babybatter]

Since I'm still only following/being followed by tf2 blogs, I guess I should give a sorta PSA.

As far as interacting with tf2 characters, he's still a BLU scout. His story will only be changing for future non-tf2 roleplays. Sort of like a giant multi-AU clusterfuck blog

[babybatter]

Purple prose, more like Pestilent prose because it is the immediate death of any chance of my roleplaying with you don’t touch me bye