"There you go, buddy-boy, that locking wrist leash should keep you from bouncing away from me while we break in your new denim romper with a full day of errands. I'm thinking we'll hit Costco first - you know how busy it gets on the weekend - maybe we'll swing by Target afterwards if those wipes I like are out of stock again. Then lunch at Chuck E. Cheese, if you're good. The car is getting pretty dirty, so we'll stop by the self-service car wash. I might even let you work the sprayer and see what it's like to soak something other than your Huggies for once..."
"After that, we just need to swing by the UPS Store to pick up all those booster pads that arrived while we were at Grandma's last week and go to the grocery store - seeing as someone already went through all his Gerber Grain & Grow Puffs. Naturally, there'll be a diaper change at some point along the way - I would say that exactly when that'll happen is up to you, but we both know that it's way out of your control these days!
C'mon, squishy butt, the Daddy Express isn't leaving the station without your crinkly caboose strapped into the carseat - and Tigger too!"
