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gekidnappt

Teenager 2000 : I love you Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

skingrit

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

juelzsantanabandana

Teenager in 3015: blork glork (he talkin to some alien hoes)

nilagotsecrets

Es lohnt sich genauer hinzusehen..

great-tweets

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.

rustybuckett

byjove

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

byjove

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

takestothesky

the year is 2040, gender has been disregarded. instead we identify as whose line is it anyways party quirks

takestothesky

turing-tested

rise and shine!! up and

porterr-robinson

avvocarlo

video of the year

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

keep the rave alive da

trinketstar

I’m feeling… Art frustrated today.

Which is good, cause I usually improve fastest when I feel like this about my art..

…im gonna learn how to draw people really good.

babyduckninjas

YES draw the cutest girls

rainpuddle13

Sound advice for southerners who are not experienced with driving in the snow…

bysaestyl

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

saipng

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

aceofsquiddles

I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.

saipng

that’s exactly what happens

ruinedchildhood

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

core-bands

silversarcasm

all the alexa/google home shit feels like a dystopian nightmare and everytime someone mentions having one in their home i have a sudden urge to break into thier house and destroy it