babygreenlizard

Stick it and grip it and click it like a picture And you lick it and flick it like you're pulling on a trigger Stick it and grip it and click it like a picture And you lick it and flick it I love the way you finger

[babygreenlizard]

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Queer Zone Bitchez

No Azzholez, unless you're 3Oh!3 X'P

PC4PC? XD

My parents sold me to 3Oh!3, I don't make the rulez

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PERZONAL:

Jess

Polyamorous Pansexual

24

Capricorn on the cupse of Aquarius

Ox

A.D.D FTW

Rambler

Outspoken

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Ridden

Lazy

Emo 4 Life

OTHER BLOGZ:

Fandom Dump - toomanyfandomsnotenoughblogs

KPop, MandoPop, Etc - Peach Cheongsam

Duran Duran & 80s - New Moon on the Night Boat

Backstreet Boys & 90s - 🎶Am I Original?🎶

Gorillaz - babygreengorillaz

Books - SunSpot

Hollywood Undead - Lizard da Kurlzz

Fashion & Art - Noble Tempo

Buzzfeed Unsolved & Watcher - greenlizardunsolved

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy the Vampire Lay-er

Video Games & Youtubers - BigJigglyIdi8

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[happy-radio]

If you come in ten minutes before close and order I should legally be allowed to hunt you for sport

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

less of this

more of this

this is what im talking about. that’s gender

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

@scentedluminarysoul @stelte23

more gender

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Most inclusive option:

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[uploads DOOM as my gender]

[foone]

So fun fact that won't surprise anyone who knows me: I've done this. My job had a inclusivity survey that pissed me off (they included "transgender" and "cis gender" as possible responses for "what's your gender?", alongside "male" and "female"!) but I noticed they didn't put a length limit on the gender field if you selected "other". So...

They didn't accept binary files (which is fine, my gender isn't binary) so I had to base64 encode doom, but even though it froze chrome for nearly 8 hours, I was able to paste a full copy of the Doom install disks into the form.

as a side project while waiting on chrome to unfreeze, I developed a way to encode Doom into PNG files that could safely be posted on Twitter without them being corrupted into JPEGs, as Twitter loves to do.

Anyway, the thread is here, but really all you need is this one screenshot.

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Oh my god they ran doom on their gender

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[chillywillow1]

Captcha test

[omegaverse]

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

[nottodaycia]

Okay and how were the fries

[omegaverse]

They were alright

[aleisters]

interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

[finnglas]

I don’t even go here but this is bout to make me fill out an enrollment form and show up with my lisa frank trapper keeper and pencil case.

[only-tiktoks]

[shortgremlinman]

[netherworldpost]

i am on a phone call with my lawyer to discuss something unimportant

idly browsing tumblr for 2 minutes while she pauses to get something in order

god decides to punish me for browsing tumblr reward?

sound on

video plays

I uproariously howl into the ears of god and said lawyer

i do not even know how to explain i email the link

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know as an American born in the late 90s I’ve watched my country blow up foreigners on tv supposedly in the interest of national security since I was a toddler but quite frankly we live on a natural fortress of a continent with friendly nations to our north and south and have been attacked on our own soil literally two times in the past hundred years and we have military bases on every inhabited continent on earth. It’s never made sense to do these things for “national security”. It never will make sense unless you value the shareholders of weapons companies over the lives of children. And apparently a concerning amount of people do.

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