The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. What? Gandalf? See what? White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING (2003)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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cherry valley forever
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. What? Gandalf? See what? White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING (2003)
I feel tired, hopeless, and void, so....
time for the hobbit the desolation of smaug live blogging
I learnt from last time I should really split the posts up into each scene or sequence as to not be too much of an irritant.
I know this was my favourite of the three - I think - so why do I have no memory of this scene whatsoever
omg gandalf hi!
omg beorn hi!
my dear hobbit
he lowkey dgaf lol
hair
love his little vest
so glad to see the giant bees
rare to see his scarf so clearly! so sparkly and gay (either definition will do)
hair. "only come out in pairs" moment, cant wait /gen
nervous gandalf..
oh yikes why is this the worst blue screen shot so far
goodbye gandalf. fuck everything.
ok Bilbo ur my blorbo now
amen
yippeee
lets all kill ourselves now I dont know if I can continue I might just skip to gandalf scenes
nice to see him alone for once. me time is important, even if it is an errand..
lmfao cant seee but theyre on radagast's little sleigh together
even gandalf cant make me care about any of this
feel like this is begging for some sort of tentacle smut to be written about it
ok and im done lol. hated most of it
sigh i have to do the five armies. Tomorrow potentially.
it's been said a thousand times but "male loneliness epidemic" is just our entire generation's loneliness PANdemic. it's just the crisis of capitalism. almost all young people these days are lonely and depressed because of the crisis and decay of the system we live under and tbh the centering of "male loneliness" in this discussion is embarrassing but also a really understandable consequence of sexism & this current stage of culture war . "Oh won't someone think of the young men" oh won't someone think about class consciousness lol
fucking him in the microwave
my cock is tingling /gen
Mind if i just
daniel molloy didn’t cruise the gay bars for mentally unstable dick in the 1970s to call him a late in life bisexual. don’t worry mister molloy I saw you consider coffin sex for blow
THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER ALIVE: everyone thinks the bible is like some boring nonsense but its actually has some really Badass Sh*t if you actually read it #and its like. Not a Good Sign that no one is reading it anymore #swearing
THE LAST BRONY: trixie best pone
PUPPYPLAY ACCOUNT (out of ideas): when you suck her penis. and you're a dog
SKELETON MERCHANT: I've got some wares that'll rattle your bones! if you've got the coin, that is.
why dont uou listen to the angelic giggle of a tgirl and then youll understand everything ever probably👍
My foster kitten Elsie falling asleep to the wind chimes this afternoon
“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement
“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
Like to charge, reblog to cast?
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST
I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
Results
(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)
the director said "it's called a bunt..." but they heard "and now serve cunt"
why does she do the things that she does
exactly
me when i jump into a pool amniotic fluid
likely place for her to be
this was maybe 2014 funny but now is just how normies talk about tumblr in 2026 lmao
an honourable mention
im crying here
their relationship would be so fucking boring without all their conflict i just love it its great like thank god . uhghrhgrghhh.
danny so factual
everything is a reference when you're crazy
me when i jump into a pool amniotic fluid
likely place for her to be
this was maybe 2014 funny but now is just how normies talk about tumblr in 2026 lmao