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[yvvxv-deactivated20180523]

*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

Watching a movie in the middle of the day or god forbid in the MORNING is one of the weirdest feelings in the world. Things that aren’t illegal but feel like they should be

[naramdil]

i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

[lokisuggestion]

[over the clatter of train wheels] Mumford OR Sons.

[lokisuggestion]

[badsciencejokes]

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

apparently ur last 5 non face emojis are ur aestuetic. ❤💞🏳️‍🌈🏃‍♂️💔 AWWW

[swordmahes]

ra ra rasputin 10 months into quarantine

[biglawbear]

Really concerned that anti capitalism Discourse has developed into “if you have any money at all, you’re evil and part of the problem”

Like someone who spends $200 on a practical purse is not the problem with capitalism

John Boyega having a net worth of $6 mil after multiple high profile years in the film industry is not the problem with capitalism

The enemy is the billionaires that hoard wealth and banks and companies that control entire swaths of the economy

Don’t let the guy with $200 billion convince you, who makes less than $30k a year, that the doctor making $150k a year is the enemy

The enemy is like a few dozen people and a few dozen huge banks and companies

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[evilsanlang]

if i ever misspell something no i didn’t that’s a secret letter i put there just for you and you found it. my gift. i love you

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[dashingwishes]

Why is your url washingdishes with the w and d switched ?

My URL does not stand for Washing dishes.

[sprachtraeume]

rb to make a trans person feel loved 💕

[ramenreptiles]

[parkchanwoohoo]

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

[pancakeke]