Pan With No Plan

Elaine Bevarak I 23 I Switch I Up For Grabs I Independent RP I  ((Mun and Muse are both 18+))

[sidestuiff]

Send ‘Don’t you dare touch them!’ to see how my muse reacts to being protected by yours.

[easygoingslave]

sidestuiff:

Send me ‘Where did you come from?’ if you want to see my muse protect yours!

[prozdvoices]

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way to go, superdorks

Original comic from Owl Turd Comix

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[jesrever]

yeah so i got my hair done today

[shadybacon]

Holy shit

[trees-too]

@upelkuchens

[babygoatsandfriends]

[ghostt-king-blog]

neurowall

[katydidnot]

OH MY GOD

[supertrout95-deactivated2015092]

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

[astrangerfromastrangeland]

Reblog it. Now. We all know the dark truth

[rpmememaker]

Send me a "Whoops!" and my character will accidentally...

1. knock your muse unconscious 2. walk in on your muse in a compromising position 3. call your muse by the wrong name 4. eat or drink the last of something your muse wanted 5. injure your muse 6. spill something 7. pass out 8. walk in on your muse in the shower 9. accidentally lock themselves out of somewhere with your muse 10. catch your muse naked 11. trip your muse 12. take something that belongs to your muse 13. wake up in bed with your muse 14. cause a power outage 15. damage something that belongs to your muse 16. accidentally lock themselves in somewhere with your muse 17. say something bad about someone not realizing your muse is listening 18. fall on your muse 19. accidentally take a drink of your muses drink 20. lose something important

[eviezella]

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.

I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. 

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.

ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.

[ocevns]

what if there was a dog library where you could borrow dogs

[megansushi-blog]

hi! while this would be cool, there is something else that exists! you can go to your local shelter and sign up to foster a dog. they will give you all the necessary supplies, food, toys, etc. while you foster they promote the pup to find it a forever home! SO if you really wanna “borrow” a dog, considering fostering :)

[peachboyy-deactivated20150730]

Helps save dogs’ lives because it keeps more room open in shelters

[babyrpwithnotime]

accidental affection

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch

send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch

[itsy-bitsy-stardust]

lazerprincess

this is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, 

this is so even if her mom deletes her blog, everything is saved, 

[rubesdragon]

her blog has already been removed and posts are being removed. dont stop reblogging this, dont let them silence us, dont let Leelah Alcorn be forgotten 

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Don’t tag this though,

[babyrpwithnotime]

City Nights

Elaine walked down the busy street, gazing up at the bright city lights just looking for some place to be. It had been a while since she took a stroll and she breathed in the crisp night air like she was washing away the tension from the summer. She relished the feeling of being pulled by the crowds around her, simply following the flow of people, and felt the colliding individual worlds with every step. 

[hackedmotionsensors]

Y’all nasty.

[torchlake]

[greatfay]

Christopher Tolkien explains why his father, JRR Tolkien, wrote down “The Hobbit” in the first place, when it was originally intended to be an oral bedtime story for his children.

(found in the forward to The Hobbit Fiftieth Anniversary Edition, 1987)

‘Damn the boy’

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ if we haven’t rped yet and you want to change that!

[easygoingslave]

babyrpwithnotime:

easygoingslave:

Avia blushed softly and looked to the faucet. “Well…mom’s not here right now…but…you could feel free to join me if you want.” The young blonde girl said without trying to cover herself up. 

“I think I would have more fun if I had another person join in the fun.”

“I realized she wasn’t, which is why I came to see who could be running a bath,” Elaine chuckled at her brashness, but even so began to shed her top. She stood and slowly pulled her boots off, eyeing the girl in the tub. 

“Imagine my surprise to see you all nicely spread out for me,” Elaine leaned over Avia, tilting her head to whisper in her ear, “How could I say no to this?”

Avia couldn’t help but watch as she stripped out of her top. The young girl would be lying to herself if she didn’t say that she found Elaine attractive.  She’d shifted back so she was laying with her pussy under the stream of water.

Moaning softly she bit her lip and nodded. “Please…don’t tease.”

[babyrpwithnotime]

Elaine bit back a moan seeing her words affect Avia so easily. She watched the blonde continue her interrupted pleasure as Elaine stripped herself of her remaining clothes. Stepping cautiously so as to not step on Avia, Elaine once again perched on the edge of the tub, allowing her feet to warm in the rising water. 

“Teasing can be quite fun though,” Elaine’s gaze danced across the girl’s body, “I could think of a few ways to draw this out, have you trembling with every touch,” she began to lower herself into the tub, “Every kiss,” leaning over, she placed one hand on either side of Avia’s head on the edge of the bath, “Every breath, just begging for release.”

[thisisrpstuff]

Send "I dare you to kiss..." with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.

[princenaveen]

I live to see these whitewashed films fail