[cruorlupus]

When you’re a techno main with a hp regen gun and all of a sudden a captain is in front of you... and you have to wait for them to die

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[narutwitter]

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[sorry-but-we-have-moved]

Alternative idea: it's not killing the mood at all

[headspace-hotel]

You’re right and I’m a fool

[get-lost-in-art]

Joseph Kirkpatrick - Ophelia

1986 / oil on canvas / 147 cm x 90 cm / private collection

[romantic-musings]

Putu Oka Mahendra

[powerfulwizard]

[gelledegg]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[not-mandip]

I legit just tracked down my 10th grade math teacher to send her this

[sisterlelianas]

[elpisdarling]

Crybaby

[fulminata2]

There is a strange dichotomy in learning the sword. It is at once noble and incredibly base and vile. The best and worst in humanity, united and conflicted.

The sword is the worst of humanity. It is a tool designed solely for the purpose of destroying human life. The edge is too fine for utility, too long for craft, and too short to be useful for the hunting of game. The first sword ever crafted marked a turning point; that it was an effective use of hard won resources to craft something only useful for killing other humans.

 The sword is the best of humanity. Ingenuity and creativity coming together. Harnessing all four elements, earth, air, fire, and water, to create a sidearm well suited to attack and defense, yet convenient enough to carry by your side.

Swordplay is humanity at it’s worst. It is an art dedicated solely to the destruction of the human body. It is the most efficient means of parting flesh, tendon, and bone to the end of separating the immortal soul from the all too frail body. It is cruel, ruthless, and brutal. 

Swordplay is humanity at it’s absolute best. It is the passionate science. A small person can best a giant and a weak person can best a titan through careful application of the rules of distance, measure, and timing. It is an exultation in all that the human body can accomplish.   

It is a lump of metal and it is art.

It is a riot of violence and it is a dance.

It is ugly and vicious and horrible.

It is beautiful and glorious and magnificent.  

It is art and science joined in one.

The fact remains, any day with a sword in your hand is a good day. 

[wearepaladin]

[siderealsandman]

“To train with the sword, first master sweeping. When you have mastered sweeping, you must master the way of drawing water. Once you have learned how to draw water, you must split wood. Once you have split wood, you must learn the arts of finding the fine herbs in the forest, the arts of writing, the arts of paper making, and poetry writing. You must become familiar with the awl and the pen in equal measure. When you have mastered all these things you must master building a house.” 

“Once your house is built, you have no further need for a sword, since it is an ugly piece of metal and its adherents idiots”

-Kill Six Billion Demons, Meti’s Sword Manual

[rockinsappho]

YUSSA IS TRANS YALL!!!!!💕💕💕

HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY!!

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[dutchster]

how the vaccine works

[dancinbutterfly]

more heroic than all the MCU movies combined

[sexedinthecity]

[ampervadasz]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

umm you should probably delete that post you reblogged :/ op is clearly count olaf

[babblingfishes]

how do we know you aren’t count olaf, op? i demand ankle pics

[dingdongyouarewrong]

that’s ridiculous! i’m not count olaf! i’m tumblr user dingdongyouarewrong! it says so right here on my url!